What shall be painted on my naked rear end?

In My Humble Opinion
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This Sunday is the Barebuns run down on Wreck Beach.

Yep, I will be jogging naked through the sand and surf this Sunday, surrounded by a few thousand bare-assed participants and cheering fans.

In year one, Mrs. B had a nice forest scene painted on her tushie, and we ended up on local TV. I’m just glad no one recognized me, since it’s where I work :eek:

Last year I had to run solo, and got someone to draw that ‘as seen on TV’ logo visible on all the best kitchy household objects. Then I was interviewed by a former intern now working at a radio station. Several of my co-workers had laughter-induced near-misses when they heard the report while driving into work the next morning.

For my third time running this race I have decided to go whole hog and actually put some forethought into the derriere design. Currently, I’m thinking of a cocktail glass, given my penchant for a fine martini.

So offer up your suggestions! Remember, they must be simple enough for Mrs. B to draw, so no reproductions of Mona Lisa…

You’ve got 24 hours, since I don’t have web access on weekends.

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Couple of thoughts:

Big pair of lips.
How patriotic are you? Put a flag on there.
Playboy bunny symbol
Street sign - Stop sign, Yield sign, etc.
Pair of eyes and glasses.
One or more of the smilies from SDMB.
Mu Mu’s list of banned Dopers.

On second thought, forget that last one.

Have fun! :slight_smile:

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An M on the left cheek, an M on the right cheek, and when you bend over it’ll spell MOM.

Marc

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And if you stand on your head, it’ll say WOW!

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Theatrical comedy/tragedy masks?
Yin/Yang?

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I think it’s got to be some sort of paired symbols anyway.

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“Ceci n’est pas une derierre”
or a bullseye target

pan

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“U” on one side, “ME” on the other, “NOTHING” down the center.

Assume nothing.

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“EXIT ONLY”

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rotflmao. :smiley:

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“Yes” on the left cheek, “No” on the right. Always take the opportunity to remind people to pass on the left…

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THIS END UP

KISS ME

WIDE LOAD

PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR

You could use any one of those Hazardous Materials triangles (like truckers use).

Or you could just stick or draw a Jesus/Darwin fish on the cheek of your choice…

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Biohazard symbol?

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How about a drawing of a guy on your lower back holding a fishing pole with the line hanging down into your butt crack?

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I like the paired symbols idea that Mangetout has.

Or how about painting on a couple of bumper stickers.

One could say, “My other ass is a Ferrari.”

Another could say, “If you can read this, you are too close.”

WIGGUM’s idea is pretty funny too.

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Bumperstickers:
“If you can read this, you’re too damned close”
“Get off my ass”
“In case of rapture, <insert joke that Munch can’t think of here>”
“All your ass are belong to us.”
“Don’t blame me, I voted for <insert politician of your choice>”
“Your ad here”

Images:
Alfred E. Newman
A yield sign
Recycle symbol

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“If found, please drop in nearest mailbox.”

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Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

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Well you could just plaster a nice big sign that says “ASS” on there. Ya know, just in case you forget…

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How about an enlargement of one of those “USDA Prime” meat stickers?