What should I do with my evil ex-roommate's naked pictures?

In My Humble Opinion
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As you may have known, while I was in Spain in July, my evil ex-roommate split for parts unknown with a fair quantity of my roommate’s money. He left most of his stuff behind. Now, I’m going through the stuff, trying to figure out what the fuck to do with it.

Anyway, I was cleaning out the bookcase, and I found three rather interesting naked pictures of the evil ex-roommate. My question to you is, what should I do with him?

Answers may fall into two categories:

  1. serious advice;
  2. depraved revenge fantasies. Go for it!
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Play around with them in photoshop and put them up on the net?
Mail them to his mother?

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Be the better man, and throw them away. Boring, but honorable.

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  1. Toss them.
  2. Post them to a website of your choice, preferably one diametrically opposed to said EE-R’s orientation and preferences. The more violently opposed the better.
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I agree with the mail them to his mother comment…I mean, what if he wants them back? You can’t give them to him, so you might as well give them to his mother…hehehehe;)

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your other roomate has the bigger grudge, let him decide.

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Send copies to his boss. Actually, send copies to each of the people at where he works.

Take an ad out in some sleazy contact magazine that would only be found at a porno store. Be sure to include his name in it.

Blow the pictures up and paste them on telephone poles around the area with the caption - “Has anyone seen this man?”

Or, you could be the better man and get rid of them… but as mentioned, you could have so much fun.

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Have the photos made into t-shirts. Sell them at the following venues:

Church festivals
Pride gatherings
Rock concerts
Klan rallies
Street corners
Midnight poker parties

Actually, anywhere you can find somebody with a few dollars. Give the money to the wronged roomie.

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      • Post with brief descriptions on Stileproject’s forums. Due to the preverted, inconsiderate wankers that frequent there, it’s virtually guaranteed the pics will hit every edge of the net within a week.
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1: Be ethical and destroy them.

2: Scan them in, make posters, post them around Montreal with the legend beneath saying: “Have you slept with me? E-mail me at [Deleted] to find out what STD I gave you.”

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Ooops. I put in that e-mail address as a joke, not thinking that someone out there MIGHT have it.

Could one of our lovely moderators fix that, pretty please?

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Whatever you do, do not show them to me.

For heaven’s sake, please.

:smiley:

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If you want revenge, post/trade them in a gay pictures chat room.

If you want the moral high road, burn them

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Take the semi-high road. Throw them away, but have you and current roomie use them as a dartboard or birdcage liner first.

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Photoshop a toothbrush into his ass and send it to Snopes as proof that a certain urban legend is true.

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Having met the evil fucker, what LaurAnge said.

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For the love of god!, please go with astro’s idea.

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Partial high road - destroy them, but do what is necessary to make him believe that copies are en route to his mother and/or boss.

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High road. Matt, you’re a class act. Above petty revenge.
He’ll get his, without your help.

Sincerely,
the (former) Miss North Carolina

(just kidding about being Miss NC, but serious about the High road).

(PS: Stockton is a guy. In case anyone took the joke above seriously).

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I like the way amarinth thinks.

You could send his mom and boss pictures of kittens or whatever, just so you can leave him with the threat of sending “pictures.”