What should my girlfriend's SD nick be?

In My Humble Opinion
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Okay, I’m tired of just referring to her as my girlfriend and we are getting kind of serious, so the question is… what should her SD nickname be?

She’s kind of pleased to be getting some sort of distinction from girls that I’ve banged, but when I asked her what she wanted to be called, she just kind of thought for a moment before throwing up her hands, saying, “I’m trying to think of something complementry to Anal Scurvy and all I’m getting is Vaginal Rickets.”

Just in case this is important as to what her name should be, here are three posts to kind of serve as a refresher about her. Damn we’re funny.

A romantic moment ruined…

A tampon emergency…

My first enema…

I’ll collect the most popular suggestions and see which one she wants.

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Ascorbic Enema would be most complementary to Anal Scurvy.

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A romantic moment ruined…

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The Incredibly Cool Girlfriend

or

Patience of a Saint

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My first though was “Oral Vitamin C,” which converts nicely into “Chewable C.” Or “Chewie” if you prefer.

Or, if you’re Anal, perhaps she’s Lana?

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Little Bunny Foo Foo

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“Boo boo kittyfuck.”

Or, “Let me shave your cock.” (See, I remember these things…)

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If she’s got a nice figure, how about :

Anal’s Curvy ?

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My first thought was

I’m with Stupid

or maybe

Tittie Polio

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Is there some sort of salve to help her with her rickets?

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Actually, that was a different girlfriend.

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Vaginal Discharge?

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Crotch Crickets

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My Anus is Just Fine
I Love Anal Scurvy

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Anal Citrus

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Everyone in my office wants to know why I’m laughing uncontrollably.

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Citrus Suppository?

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Anal Cunt is the name of the lousiest band in the entire universe. Not that I’m implying anything about your sweetie; obviously I’m just going for an obscure cultural reference here.

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These are all great. I can’t choose.

The first thing that popped into my mind wasn’t very original: Vaginal Scurvy.

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You lie! Lie!! Anal Cunt is the standard by which all bands must be judged!

Besides, if you think A.C. is the lousiest band in the universe, you’ve obviously never heard the Mentors.