Anal Cunt is a stupid novelty band, with song titles better than their actual songs.
I feel the need to say that I’m opposed to a vaginal nickname for Anal’s girlfriend. If his name was Penile Scurvy then sure, it would be nicely complimentary. But without that symmetry, the two of them would just come across as nasty and diseased, in my opinion.
Strumpet Crabs.
Pubic Pompadour
You may be right – I have never heard of the Mentors. But Anal Cunt sets the bar REEEEAL, uh, low on the shittiness (har!) scale, so it would take a special band to be worse.
I liked Max Carnage’s “Anal’s Curvy” and Giraffe’s “I love Anal Scurvy”! Brilliant! Those should definitely be the top 2 so far!!
Okay, I thought of “LittleScurvylooho” - - ya’ know, like Little Cindy Loo-hoo?! 
Sorry. I’m in a Seuss mood.
ROFLMAO…
Anal’s Girly
That’s the ticket…Anal’s Girly.
Until luluBahrain’s post, Anal’s Curvy was the winner in my opinion. Now it’s a close runner up.
How about Scurvy Lass?
Arrrr, me hearties.
Typhoid Mary
Beriberi Curlycurly.
The Ass Ponys aren’t as interesting as their name either, at least not judging from the tape of theirs I picked up…
The only thought I had for her name is “not Vaginal Scurvy” Sorry.
Oral Scurvy?
Little miss Browneye?
How 'bout GotScurvy or maybe Antidote?
Vaccine is a nice name for a girl…
If you want to keep things “anal,” you could go with RectalRickets or RectalRickettes, if you want to be girly. PerianalPrincess is fun, as well.
Dingleberry could be a cute pet name.
I like this game.
** Y’golonac **
heh heh heh
Soon 2b Single
Oral hemroids
Some clever suggestions… some not…
She likes Anal’s Girly so far…
takes a bow
or actually a curtsy