Chain Store Daisy
Power Girl
Queen of the Brownies
Ladytron
The Most Patient Woman In The World
Chocolate Starfish.
Lady Anal
Ora Leigh
Butt Plug
Snatch
Her alias for use on this board? Something completely unrelated to you or your alias.
She is her own person, and doesn’t need the reminder if she happens to post longer than she stays with you.
Just my two cents.
Yeah! Choose she should choose a fully empowered, self actualized name, so she can maintain her independent personhood as the “banned” door is hitting you square in the ass for something or other! 
bloody teeth
How about Oral Scurvy See it balances out the anal part. I know, I’ll move to the back of the line
Balloon Baby
I also like Anal’s Curvy and Anal’s Girly.
BTW, next time you’re on a bed full of balloons, make the moment that much better with nitrous, legal for drug use and sexual betterment in at least 28 states, I think.
(This post does not condone, endorse, or recommend illegal activities.)
Anal’s Curvy, Anal’s Curvy! My favorite, Max Carnage!
Gangrene Clitoris?
Does she wear thong underwear? She could be Anal Skivvy.
Toast Museum
Rectum Rickets
…'n’scratchy
:cancer
; (can you have a single character?)
Lana’sCurvy
Anal Eyes This
Butter Flygirl
Scurvy Wench!
Sorry, I always did like pirates. 
Try rampaging through her favorite novels for particularly good phrases. For example, I think Fretful Porpentine either got his/her nick from reading PG Wodehouse, or from reading the actual poem Jeeves quoted with those words in it. Mine’s a combo of the first name of a favorite character from a much-loved fantasy series, and a Japanese honorific that can either be used from parent to child, or between particularly intimate friends/acquaintances. My bf uses -chan after my real name a great deal, since he took Japanese in college.
Anal Scurvette
Madness! I love it!
I like both Anal’s Curvy and Anal Scurvette, but would also suggest:
Sphincter Girl
Anal Pervy
Hemmoroid Hussy
Or (almost) anagrammed from your screen name: Scary Vulva
Y’know, astro does make sense. She should have her own identity in the event the two of you go the way of Liza Minelli and Scary Husband.
Oh yeah, astro makes a good point.
Finally knowing what chopped liver feels like…
Soes Anal Scurvy want the name for his bird for:
- A username for her to register on the board
or 2. A nickname for her to be referred to by in his posts?
Rilchiam has Mr Rilch, Rue De Day has The Little Woman, but neither of those spouses are registered on the board with those nicks. If Anal Scurvy’s girlfriend wants to post here, then yeah, it’s wise to choose her own non anal, non ascorbic-deficient nick just in case El Splitto happens. But if the idea is to refer to her in the third person by a nickname without her ever turning up and posting herself, then a cute ass-scurvy-related nick would be just the pigeon.