Both names gives *Futzy Smurf? Then we have Kung-Pao Smurf (first) and As-Seen-on-TV Smurf (last). Oddly enough “tronvillain” gives the same as “Tron Villain” - Transparent Smurf.
Oh, and Waspinator is one of the Predicons from Beasties/Beast Wars (the computer animated Transformers).
With my penchant for arcane knowledge, annoying people, and wearing glasses, I have to be Brainy.
But they tell me I’m Odoriferous.
Guess I could be both.
First name: Drippy Smurf
First & Last name: Yahweh Smurf (funny, I don’t look Jewish 
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SD Name: Raspy Smurf
SD Name & Last name (mauv’s, not mine): Colicky Smurf
Using Bosda Di’Chi—Slappy Smurf.
I can’t believe I’m actually posting to a Smurf thread, & it isn’t all profanity.
I need more sleep.
first; Deadly Smurf.
Last; The Smurf.
Both; Super Absorbent Smurf.
Board name; Flopsey Mopsey Smurf.
mother’s name; Jurassic Smurf.
father’s name; Maximus Smurf.
cat’s name; Nascar Smurf.
other cat’s name; Groupie Smurf.
Sister’s name; Fatass smurf.
Brother’s Name; Sexually Insatiable Smurf.
profanity testing…
A**; the real slim smurfy
F***; colicky smurf.
P****; Britney Smurf.
H***; Ibn al’ Smurf.
D***; Very Tall smurf.
S***: The Smurf.
B****; Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
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i have too much time on my hands…
Hah hah!
I am Megatron Smurf, ruler of all!
This thing has problems… (or I thinks I do)
Full names: I’m Erectile Dysfunction Smurf, while Mr Cazzle is Man-Eating Smurf. WTF???
First names only: He’s Lydia Smurf, while I’m Kung Pao Smurf.
Surname only: We’re the Ebola Smurf family.
SDMB names: As Cazzle, I’m Man-Eating Smurf, but Mr Cazzle would be Pimpin’ Smurf. At least those two sound like they’d make a good team.
My cats are Junkie and Futzy.
Hey cool, mine followed themes!
First name yields: Nascar Smurf
First+Last yields: Golden Flash Smurf
Middle name gives: Boozer Smurf
Middle+Last gives: Stews in his own Gravy Smurf
And in case you were wondering:
Cecil Adams = Lemon-Fresh Smurf
Heh heh, I’m Chesty Smurf.
Bill Clinton —> Pimpin’ Smurf
George W. Bush —> New-And-Improved Smurf
I decided this site was designed by a Republican.
Still, I didn’t realize my boobs were that big…(or that I had any)?!
I am The Smurf…
By the way, Usama Bin Laden = Deadly Smurf… in a couple of days, I guess they’ll remove the l and the y…
With my first name I got Phlegmy Smurf (which isn’t too far off considering my current state), with my first and last name I’m Bambi Smurf, and with the preferred spelling of my first name (and who didn’t see this coming)…I got Britney Smurf.
And no my name’s not Brittany. 
Fata Smurf** checking in…bizarre, I’m basically skinny.
First name- ** EBOLA SMURF** what in the hell?!?!
First and last name ** Talk to the Hand Smurf** What-ever!
Erotic Smurf here.
Full Monty Smurfhere.
Full name: Yakuza Smurf (gotta go get me some tattoos and cut off the ends of my pinkies)
First name only: M.C. Smurf (yo, what up, dog?)
Last name only: Yahweh Smurf (that’s something of a power trip)
SDMB name: Fatass Smurf (HEY!)
That site is hilarious.
-was given the name Gothic Smurf here awhile ago-
I was given the name The Smurf and Cuddly Smurf… so it appears I am The Smurf for anything…
shortened first name : Phil the Smurf
First Name : Conrad Smurf
First and surname : Squanto Smurf
Shortened First and surname : The Real Slim Smurfy
SDMB name : Quantum Smurf
Full SDMB Name : Meshugana Smurf
My mother : Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
My Father : Nascar Smurf
Full name - Britney Smurf
Abbreviated first name plus last name - The Real Slim Smurfy
User name - Insatiable Smurf
I think I prefer the last one…