What smurf are you guys ???
With first name only : I’m Pimpin’ Smurf
hehehe
With both first and last name : I’m Fundamentalist Smurf
WTF ?!?!?
hehehe, 
ROTFLMAO
When seeing the thread title, but not the post my first thought was Smurfette since she’s the only girl…
But according to the linked website, I’m Country-fried Smurf by both names; Quantum Smurf by first name only.
What did this prove, anyway?
Hmmm. Using my full name, I am also Quantum Smurf. With just my first name, I’m Doctor Smurf, and with my board name, I’m Junkie Smurf.
William Shakespeare, it turns out, was Lydia Smurf. Frightening.
By first name only I’m Waspinator Smurf. What’s a waspinator? 
Both names I’m Stalker Smurf. [sub]Mwahahahahaha![/sub]
Erotic Smurf! Now that’s something to live up to.
Oh, there was also Sassette shudder
Using only my first name I am Futzy Smurf. Hmmm sounds vaguely dirty. I like it
Using my first and married names I was “Fictitious Smurf”, with my first and maiden names I was “Fundamentalist Smurf” With my first and maiden-married names I was “Jurassic Smurf”. Weird.
I used my husbands first and last names and he was “Boozy Smurf”…LMAO
using first and last I was :Q*Bert Smurf
using my first name i was :junkie smurf
using my last name :drippy smurf ( most people would say this is the correct one)
Using my username it seems I am Slowly Evaporating Smurf
First Name-Critically Ill Smurf
First And Last-Heterosexual Smurf
Last-Jojoba Smurf
That site really smurfs. I’ve gotta smurf all my friends about it!
First name I"m As-Seen-on-TV Smurf
Last name I’m Very Tall Smurf
combined I’m Fundamentalist Smurf
Board username I’m Golden Flash Smurf
I am Boozer Smurf.
I don’t think that thing is accurate.
With my first name, first last name, and second last name:
Fictitious Smurf.…In other words, I don’t exist???
I didn’t think about using my board name…
I’m Disgruntled Smurf… probably not that far from the truth some days
::stands up::
I’m The Real Slim Smurfy.
First name only: Hannibal Smurf
First and last: Fidel Smurf
Last name only: Son of Smurf
SDMB username: Pimpin’ Smurf
Other (backup) usernames I use online ended up with: Hoochie Smurf, Fundamentalist Smurf, Chanukah Smurf and Slowly Evaporating Smurf.
first & last name: Chicken-Fried Smurf
first only: Ibn al’ Smurf
last only: Slappy Smurf
SDMB screen name: Nascar Smurf
These are all lame. I wish I could be the erotic smurf…
First and last name: Man-Eating Smurf
First: Noxious Smurf
Last: Chesty Smurf
Board name: Erotic Smurf
Ooh-ahh!
I’m Conrad Smurf.
first name: Phil the Smurf
abbreviated first name: M.C. Smurf (yo!)
first and last: Heterosexual Smurf
fist and new last name (as of March 2002): Meshugana Smurf.
WTF??