They hired a new secretary at the last place I worked. Light brown hair, kind of a big nose, blue eyes, relatively small waist and a big chest. I was startled by the strength of my response to her. I didn’t say anything, of course, but I reacted to her much more strongly than I usually do, even to more conventionally pretty types.
Then I went home, and the Lovely and Talented Mrs. Shodan greeted me. And I noticed that she has light brown hair, kind of a big nose, a relatively small waist, blue eyes and a big chest.
Generally, I am attracted to women who have two X chromosomes. Oddly though, the women I have had relationships with have all been slender, brown hair, small pert breasted. Yet I do not think of myself as being particularly attracted to a specific body type. Hmmm.
Stocky, no taller than average height (5’10" is pushing the envelope), some body hair. Rather have a lot of body hair than none. Some extra weight is okay - on stocky types it tends to distribute more evenly. I guess bearish is a good description.
I may have overstated that for effect. They’re just kind of annoying… Men love them, women love them. But they’re totally overrated and boring. Boobs are the New York City of body parts.
I always find myself attracted to short skinny women. I find high heels just make women look off balance.
And natural redheads with freckles, like my grade school sweetheart.
And I never can recall if women wear glasses or not, so I guess I’m not attuned to that.
I sometimes wear glasses myself, sometimes contacts, and I’m surprised when people notice and mention the change.
A healthy, active woman looks great to me - not a very specific shape or height. I’ve never dated a tall woman although I find them attractive. Dated several short women. A generally toned, athletic look really gets me going. Big breasts don’t do anything for me.
Long silky dark hair that I can run my fingers through? Yowza.
When I was on vacation in July, I saw the perfect woman for you. If you like older women, that is. No boobs at all. Literally. There was something odd about her that I couldn’t quite put my finger on, until it dawned on me – she didn’t even have nipples.
This, but shorter than 5’10", maybe more like 5’6" or 7". Most of the guys I’ve been physically attracted to instantly (husband included) have fit this description.
It’s funny, I’ve only dated a few guys outside this type that I can remember, and those few were ALL significantly taller than average - at least 6’4".
I usually go for the very skinny, lanky types (like so). Broad shoulders and big heads are a major turn-off. If they’re very tall, that’s even better. They don’t need to have a six-pack, but I likes me some pectorals.
Slender/slightly built, angular face, smallish breasts but pointy nipples, minimal curve to her hips, an asscheek I can grab with one hand, fair skin and dark hair. Commence drooling. Fortunately, my wife meets this description.
However, many varities of women catch my eye, including the long torso/short legged combo. There’s a woman who works in my building that’s built like that, and whenever I see her from behind I have, um… naughty thoughts.
The reason I knew she has no nipples is because I saw her on a beach where people generally don’t concern themselves with whether they actually wear their bathing suits or not.
It’s always an interesing experience going there. I saw one person who I suspect is half man/half elephant.
I think Beavis and Butthead called up someone like you on a sex line and they seemed to get off on it.
I am 6’1" but I don’t like overly tall women much. Anything over 5’8" is pushing it and 5’5" or below is better. I always felt like a homo when I danced with tall women. I just like fit and in shape with subtle curves. Breast size doesn’t matter much although too big can be bad. Most hair colors are OK but I prefer dark brown and I don’t think lots of blondes age well. Facial attractiveness trumps all of that though. I cannot tolerate any female romantically with less than very attractive face no matter what else they do.
I tend toward men who are around my height (5’6") or shorter, narrow hips, broad shoulders, burley chest, no butt and a belly. Grey or white hair is a plus.
I’ve dated many body types, but a teapot man will get my attention in a crowd.
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