You have been gifted the ability to view whatever statistic you wish about anyone you wish at any moment you wish.
Note that:
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[li]The ability is turned off by default. You enable it each time.[/li][li]You may only use the ability once per day.[/li][li]You may request any of 3 stats, determined by you.[/li][li]Your 3 standard stats may only be revised once a year.[/li][li]The stats must be expressed in the form of a numeral or percentage.[/li][/ul]
What 3 stats would you like to enable for the next 12 months? Why?
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(1) Age (applicable to both genders)
(2) Percentage liklihood that the person will have sex with me. (women)
(3) How many times they have been in bar fights. (men)
I’m tempted to make it a betting stat, such as:
-What’s the total face value of all the cards in your hand?
Or to try to break the system,
-Assigning a value to each card in a deck from 1 to 52, according to this complicated formula, what number would be created by listing the cards in your hand in order from left to right? e.g., if your cards’ values are 3, 13, 5, 34, and 45, the statistic would be 31,353,445.
If I am being a little less of an asshole,
-How many lies has this person told in the past sixty seconds?
Great christ, that was a lot of specific parameters and rules. Can’t say I parsed the whole list, if I’m being honest. (Might as well be, y’all gonna read that statistic about me anyway!)
Mine:
how many times in the past … oh, let’s say 5 years, has this person deliberately been a complete asshole, and regrets it, feels ashamed or remorseful or wishes they could take it back?
how many times in the past five years has this person deliberately been a complete asshole, and regrets not one tiny bit of it, no remorse, would do it again with zero regret?
what % do they usually tip? (Or, for better accuracy, what % do they usually think they tip? Some of us aren’t liars so much as we’re very bad at mental math.)
