What the..? Ex-girlfriend just e-mailed me some amateur porn.

[Wyatt]

reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner…

[Larry_Mudd]

Hey, Picasso-- the left one’s bigger than the right one.

[arachnidlove]

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**Arachnidlove, Darlin’, I’m willing to save you a bunch of time and some heartache! We’ll just skip all that getting to know each other, And the amount of time it would take you to figure out what a problem I am, we can even skip that nasty 'breaking up" part … the fights, the yelling, the restraining orders, the contracts with the mob … and so forth … We can go Directly to the "I send amateur pics to Wyatt. Mostly to say “Hey Look At Me!” … I Promise I’ll look!! I’ll Look!!! I’ll even wish we never broke up, if you like!
Ok? Ok. See, what a Great timesaver of a solution!
All right, if you Must, you may come over and sleep with me once … that’s Once … before you declare me a photo worthy ‘ex.’ … but just Once, I have my Limits! … well, ok, twice if you must … but that’s it … really … and NO ripping my head off, spider style … before, during OR After!!) **

Oh Wyatt I decided to respond because you seem board. The walls look bee you tee full btw. As for the pics…well…You have to first get a girlfriend. Then I’ll send you the pics. I forgot to mention that. Once my X got his g/f I decided to start the pics up again.

[arachnidlove]

What the hell? I spell bored like board now? shrugs

[Eats_Crayons]

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner… **

Dude, you want someone to play in your pocket, it ain’t gonna be me! I’ve got a girlfriend.

[Wyatt]

*Originally posted by Larry Mudd *
**Hey, Picasso-- the left one’s bigger than the right one. **

Leaning back to look … D’oh!!!:smack: I KnoW the Right one is the bigger one!

originally posted by arachnidlove
Oh Wyatt I decided to respond because you seem board. The walls look bee you tee full btw. As for the pics…well…You have to first get a girlfriend. Then I’ll send you the pics. I forgot to mention that. Once my X got his g/f I decided to start the pics up again.

Thanks for the art critique AND the board board spelling lesson!
So, all I gots to do is get a girlfriend? Do you have to meet her? No? Ok… “Spider Love” I gots a girlfriend! Really! Send away! Email’s right down there …

originally posted by Eats_CrayonsDude, you want someone to play in your pocket, it ain’t gonna be me! I’ve got a girlfriend.

Goodness, this was your entrance into the thread … coughGuess Whos been Ego Surfingcough and. sorry for the confusion. I wuz playing pocket-pool for my crayon-crayons, not for “Eats Crayons” but, can I borrow Your girlfriend for just a minute? just long enough for her to tell “Spider Love” that she’s my girlfriend … for the moment.

[Salem]

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner… **

I second the Wyatt hug and I’ll be glad to color with you, too. Now where were those crayons?

And not to be completely off-topic…

The pictures sound like a “still wants attention” thing. Probably just broke up with someone and is looking everywhere for recognition, validation etc. Of course, just my opinion without knowing much about the situation. How long were you dating?