Did anybody see him on Win Ben Stein’s Money? Blecch. I mean, we know where the man’s brains are located.
The other contestants were two of his… models? co-workers? egg donors? … and of course he went down first.
I mean… the girls lasted longer than him. Uh, no, the girls collected a bigger wad… cough. Er, he came third… oh never mind.
It wasn’t a whine, don’t get me wrong. But geez, of all the role models I want my son to have after he’s born, some fat, stank-ass porn star who looks like a pair of hairy asscheeks is not high up on my list.
Other than that, I just thought the whole thing was somewhat surreal.
Very understandable that “porn star” isn’t someone you want your son to look up to. I doubt that a glimpse of this guy on an infomercial would be harmful to any kid at any age though. However, if a kid starts asking questions about why anyone would be insecure enough to want to use a “penis enlarger” parents should have a good answer.
Parents can expose their children to several good, real role models, and they’ll end up knowing the difference between the good and the bad. It would be nice if they didn’t give the kids a pre-determined prejudice against fat and/or hairy people though. Or a complex about sex, for that matter.
Very true.
'Scuse me?
My son is in kindergarten, and during the school year he is in bed by 8:30pm. But in the summertime he often stays up til 2am or even later with us. We’re night people. What is wrong with that? Why does that make me a parent who doesn’t care?
You’ll also find him in the Newsradio episode where Jimmy James had that book translated into Japanese and then back into English. He’s in the audience. Look closely, he’s flipping off the camera.
I remember watching CNN about 6 years ago they were talking about some sushi bar in LA and were showing crowd scenes. And the two people closest to the cameras were Dyanna Lauren and some porn guy who has a name I don’t know. Needless to say it was out of rotation the next time around. I thought that was pretty funny.
I actually saw the “Weakest Link” episode, and Jeremy was the smartest guy on the show. He didn’t win, but I think he made it to the final 2 or 3. I was quite surprised by some of the questions he knew.
But it really made me wonder about our culture. I mean, just what was he doing there? I think it was a ‘Hollywood bad boys’ episode or something, and had Danny Bonaduce, Mackenzie Phillips, and a few other hollywood detritus types. But still…
“Mommy, who’s the fat man with the big mustache?”
“That’s Ron Jeremy, son.”
“What’s he famous for?”
“Well, he has a 9-inch penis, can sustain erections for hours, and is said to be able to orgasm on command.”
“Wow! I want to be just like him!”
Personally, if I was a man who needed a penis enlarger, I’d feel the manufacturer was mocking me by using Ron Jeremy as a spokesman.
No way! Which one?
I am so resisting the urge to say Pinnoccio right now…
No, dude, you’re thinking of that movie with Charlie Sheen (The Chase, I think?)
For what is generally a porn positive place, I am surprised at some of the outrage at a porn personality creeping out from the curtained room at the video store.
OK, am I the only person who wouldn’t know who Ron Jeremey was if he bit her on the ass?
Admittedly, I didn’t follow any of the links in this thread (I’m at work now). I have heard of him I just have no clue what he looks like.
Right you are, Beelzebubba. In addition to Charlie Sheen and Kristy “The Original Buffy” Swanson, the movie also features Henry Rollins and Wayne “Newman From Seinfeld” Knight as a pair of over-the-top cops.
Ron Jeremy appears briefly as a camera man.
He looks a lot like Super Mario…
… which is not all that surprising when you consider that he played the lead in Super Hornio Bros. and Super Hornio Bros. II.
Gotta love those derivative porn titles…
Physically, Ron’s no 10. He’s short, overweight, balding, has a cheezy moustache, close set eyes, and a hairy back. But his positive attributes include professionalism, a sense of humor, an easy-going nature, and a very large penis. Bottom line? Everyone’s looking at the women anyway.
Well, ok, fine for you. If you’re watching TV with him (I’d hope he wouldn’t be watching TV alone at that hour) and you clicked onto something that was “adults only” would that be OK with you? My biggest beef is with parents who want to get rid of all things adult-themed just so their little precious darlings won’t be offended. That’s probably not you, but it IS happening.
My favorite was the link from his site for his “filmography”.
1988 21 Hump Street
2000 Ally McFeal
1996 Anal Jeopardy
1996 Another White Trash Whore
1997 Ass Gas and the Mystical Glop
1996 Ass Masters 14
1987 Attack of the Monster Mammaries
1998 Backstage Sluts: No Ass No Pass
1988 Ball in the Family
1997 Behind the Sphinc Door
1993 Bimbonese 101
1997 Blow It Out Your Ass
1983 Bodacious Ta Ta’s
1993 Bone Alone
1996 Butt Hunt 19
1986 California Reaming
1989 Cheek A Boo
1996 City Lickers
1996 Frankenpenis
1990 Fun in a Bun
1987 Gazongas
1995 Generally Horny Hospital
1997 Gluteus to the Maximus
1996 Goldenbush
1992 Halloweenie
1997 I Can’t Believe I Took It Up the Ass
1990 I’ll Have Another Butt Light
1998 I’ve Got Milk
1994 John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut
1992 Jugsy
1987 Let Me Tell Ya Bout Fat Chicks
1999 Muffmania 5
1996 Mutiny on the Booty
1996 Older Women’s Sperm Bank 5
1986 Science Friction
2000 Screw My Wife Please 13
1995 Sgt. Pecker’s Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang
1996 Slippin’ In Through the Outdoor
1985 Snatchbuckler
1993 Super Hornio Brothers
1986 Terms of Endowment
1997 Texas Dildo Masquerade
1992 The Adventures of Buttgirl and Wonderwench
1992 The Anals of History
1994 The Backdoor Bandit
1992 The Flintbones
1992 The Good the Bad and the D-Cups
1985 The Wizard of Ahhhhs
1998 Throbin Hood
1993 What’s Butt Got to do With It?
1995 What’s the Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie?
1985 Whore of the Worlds
[hijack]I saw a “Blue Bloopers” tape with Ron; there was a segment where a team of people armed with dozens of disposable razors shaved the hedgehog’s entire body, then painted him white, and dressed him as a Kabuke dancer. I have not since seen anything nearly as surreal.
Another part of the tape showed him in the throes of passion with a woman who was apparently enjoying herself immensely; then we hear “cut” and she *screams * “get OFF of me you disgusting pig!!” I laughed until I cried. [/hijack]
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I’m surprised this guy is still alive. He was just so funny on Weakest Link.
Just curious: how do you know what Ron Jeremy’s ass smells like?
No, wait, don’t answer that.
Which he’s already been doing for years…most notably on the backs, breasts and chins of his leading ladies.
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