Without giving the cut-off date, that list doesn’t help much. “Traci, I Love You” (1987) and later are okay. Earlier titles are mostly illegal (though if I have read correctly, Foxy Boxing is legal, since she doesn’t appear nude, and the list you linked to lists things like HBO comedy series…).
Melt down the VHS tapes, make a cast of a voluptuous woman, and then fill in the mold with the molten VHS remains.
Give it to the nearest Catholic chirch. Maybe the altar boys will get a respite.
If we find a doper who wants VHS porn let me know. I’ve got 4 or 5 that I can mail to them as well.
I didn’t bother to search for a list of illegal Traci videos, true. I sort of assumed the OP would know to filter the list. It’s a shame, because she was in some really excellent films like the Taboo series.
Probably a wise decision.
Leave it in the woods for 13-year-old boys to find?
Nah, that won’t work. They won’t know what a VCR is or how to use it. They grew up on DVDs.
And probably know where to find better stuff online, any way.
This is exactly what I thought when I read the title!
Craidslist freebie giveaway.
But make sure it’s all commercial stuff first, you don’t want to accidentally find out you’ve been holding child porn all these years.
Here’s “Boner Jams '03”
You could blind someone with that box.
Joe
Eww, used porn. Are all the tapes stuck together? Do you have to knock one off the main mass with a ball-peen hammer in order to stick it into the VCR? Or can you flick it off like a sticky booger?
Surreptitiously replace the wedding videos of people who cross you.
Mail them to people you don’t like in hopes that another family member will open the package.
You know, a lot of kids learn the facts of life through found porn!
I like the way you think.
I hope someone will post links to the ebay stuff - I am morbidly fascinated that there is a market for things like this.
For the record, I have a VCR - is there a standalone DVR that isn’t tied to a dish or cable service?
I really like this guy.
If you go to eBay and select the “Everything Else” category, one of the categories under that heading is “Adult Stuff”. In order to view anything in the “Adult Stuff” category, however, you have to be registered at eBay - I’m presuming this is to prevent underaged viewing of the items listed there.
Are they so bad that they couldn’t fix them up? Or would that get them in trouble, too? You know, add censor bars and/or remove nude scenes. Or even do a perfectly faithful remake.
As for what you do have, look for ones that aren’t available online. You can probably make something from them, and, if you can’t, you can at least enrichen the porn community.