Sam Drummond, the character that was introduced to try to save the then-flagging Diff’rent Strokes franchise. Nails on a chalkboard.
Detective Holland Wagenbach, aka Dutchboy, from The Shield. God he is an annoying little weasel.
Anyone with the last name ‘Barrone’.
Call me Grimey, but I’m gonna say Homer Simpson. That man would drive me to drinking and punching.
Debra’s hot, and I’m fairly certain she sleeps around and has simply never been caught. My cite is her husband’s personality.
The fact that every episode that’s involved sex (which has always been less than vanilla) has involved him doing a speech about how it’s icky to have kinks kind of makes him intolerable.
(Oh, and Sir Siete - I actually kind of like Rory. A bit of a doofus, but not a bad one.)
Newman
David Meyer. (LA Law)
Doc Martin started out as vaguely sympathetic to other human beings, but as the series has worn on he has become a Major Dick. Although I still like to watch him, he truly needs a good slapping. Of course, so do several other characters on his show, in particular, his original receptionist Elaine.
What show is this from?
That would be Doc Martin.
I’ll grant you that she’s hot, BUT anyone who would not leave that train wreck of a family dynamic within 6 months…
Well, let’s just say you shouldn’t put your dick in The Crazy.
Oh where to begin?..
Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond
Cliff from Cheers
Puddy from Seinfeld
Newman from Seinfeld
Ross from Friends
Ted from The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Joey from Full House
Felix from The Odd Couple
That doesn’t rule out one-night stands. You don’t REALLY think those kids are Ray’s, do you?
a loaded god complex cock it and pull it. thanks. guess what song is going to be all up in my head today. at least it’s better than yesterday’s - usher’s new abominable OMG.
but i do +1. starfleet this. algorithm that. he should have been executed on the bliss planet back in season 1 and be done with it.
puddy? are you kidding me? i’d hang out with warburton and every character manifestation of him in a heartbeat.
Even Brock? You’d be dead in minutes. On a slow day.
-Joe
If I had to hang out with anyone from That 70’s Show for more than 7 minutes, the 70’s would be dead.
Hawkeye was a gifted surgeon.
All the women fancied him (including Hotlips the Army Barmy).
He was a rebel.
He was brave.
He was admired by just about everybody including his superiors(sometimes grudgingly).
He also was very caring both about the war and on a personal level(Radar, the local Koreans etc.etc.)
Altogether nauseatingly perfect in a shmaltzy, sentimental way.
Edith and Archie Bunker; Edith for her voice alone, Archie for his intolerance.
Mork from Ork. I would want to deliberately fart in a chair then offer it to Mork so he can headstand in my residual butt-gas.
Whoever French Stewart played in Third Rock from the Sun. Or any other French Stewart character, ever. He just annoys me.
Most recurring SNL characters, but especially Debbie Downer, the “makin’ copies” guy, the Chris Kattan ape-boy, most Will Farrell characters, and Toonces the Driving Cat.
Whoever Rosie O’Donnell may have played on TV.
Scrappy-Doo. Puppy power, my ass.
Unless he liked you (okay, improbable) or was tasked with keeping you alive.