Literally!
This website asks you four questions, in an amusing way I might add, and determines your typeface. I am Cooper Black Italic- something about being comfortable with my love handles! I like it- as the guy says, it’s all gentle curves and no sharpness. It’s nice. The password is character.
What font are you?
Dot effing Matrix?
I don’t think so. 
I can actually see that… just kidding. Did the description fit you?
Yes, actually. Not too far off.
Plastica – hmmm. Not really my type.
Archer Hairline - outwardly composed, with small outbreaks of emotions and elegance.
Although, when I look at the actual font I go “ugh”
Me too — although I think it’s a bit of a dated looking font but still the sentiments are nice.
Universal (eg boring).
Can’t say I’m too happy about this. Damn virtual psychologists think they know everything!
Also Universal. I don’t particularly like that font.
I don’t wanna turn my speakers on.
Guess I’ll never know.
I am also Universal, and I also don’t like that typeface. I also don’t like this test - four questions taking 15 minutes, waiting for dude’s crotch to get around to them already? Just let me read and click, please. 
Sorry- it didn’t take that long for me. I found the guy pretty neat, especially if you make him wait for an answer.
I keel getting “incorrect password”
what gives?
Are you typing in character?
i dont understand…
The word ‘character’ is the password.
Jeez people. If you can’t figure that out, I’m expecting you guys to get wingdings or something. 
Did you notice the hand on the shelf behind him is flipping you the bird. Or maybe it was just me…
Perpetua Titling Light. It looks like an eye chart.
I’m Pistilli Roman.