I voted hetero. There have been a couple of women in this life where I have thought “maybe, if in a group situation” but my hetero response to some men is instant.
Are you me?
It’s weird, I’ve been kinda-sorta seeing this couple who’s doing an open/poly thing (we’re all kind of figuring it out together). And she is an absolute succubus… I get half a drink in me, and next think I know, we’re making out and my shirt’s off. Then the pants come off, and I’m, like… “oh, my girl-boner just deflated.” Then he gets his pants off, and I’m, like… “Welcome back, girl-boner!”
The retro-sexual’s creed"
- If you have a problem, deal with it.
- You may use anger, greed, or lust to justify committing a crime. You may not use insanity, poverty, abuse during childhood, poor or mis-education as excuses.
- You will learn to farm, hunt, and cook over an open fire. You will learn to derive all your sustenance and needs from the wild.
- You will not blame your parents for your present sorry situation.
- You will not listen to others on how you will practice your chosen religion, or how you will observe whatever occasion you want to want observe.
- Fight for your country. If you don’t want to hold a gun, use your mouth or your pen.
- You will offer your seat to a women on the bus or the train, even if having female reproductive organs is her sole claim to being one.
- If you’re young and someone offends you, fight him. If you’re old and he still offends you, tell him to stop or you’ll kill him.
- Forgive but don’t forget.
- Don’t cheat in business.
- Don’t give in to greed. That’s the surest way to get swindled.
- If you’re a man, look clean, neat, without frills.
- If you’re a woman, look clean, neat, and modest.
[many others]
95% hetero, BUT
I wouldn’t rule out [safe] sex with another guy- I mean, you don’t know if you don’t try, amirite? However, certain conditions would have to be met. Namely, if I were no longer bound by my vow of matrimony; he was cool with no-strings-attached recreational sex; and I was high as fuck on weed or X or both.
Whatever it takes to be with her, I’m that.
I don’t remember voting on this poll, must have been really drunk that night.
100% hetero.
The idea that I would “only” be 95% hetero just because I can see that Mark Ruffalo looks better than Karl Rove strikes me as rather odd.
Garfunkel and Oates had the same problem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8
Hetero 100%; however –
I’ve been in multi-partner situations, but only those where there was no, or only incidental, M/M contact. So though I’m not male-averse, I’m not sexually interested in them.
Omni-
I’ll fuck anything with a shadow. Except lawn gnomes. That’s gross.
OMG, thank you for introducing me to them! I’d never come across them before, somehow. Utter brilliance!
I’m in the same boat 
100% straight woman here.
I tried a girl once, but I thought it was really awkward and unpleasant.
One of these things is not like the other.