What was that joke you ruined?

[Maus_Magill]

Rather than cluttering up tdn’s Ruin a joke thread, I thought I’d ask for the real joke over here.

So what was the joke you ruined, Zeldar?

@Zeldar

A scruffy, unshaven homeless man wanders into a piano bar around 10:00 one morning and asks the bartender if it would be okay for him to play the piano. At first the bartender is offended by the man’s appearance and aroma, but after a moment he consents. The man plays beautiful music to the point of bringing tears to the bartender’s eyes. The bartender apologizes for his rudeness earlier and ask the man if he writes music as well as playing so beautifully.

The man replies that he does write music and that he has just written a new tune, but that unfortunately he has been unable to get anything published. The bartender asks to hear the latest tune and the man obliges with the most moving and tender ballad the bartender has ever heard.

The bartender says, “Man, I just don’t understand why you’re having trouble getting your music published. What’s the name of this piece?”

The man replies, “Oh, I never give names to my music.”

[Zeldar]

@Maus Magill

Rather than cluttering up tdn’s Ruin a joke thread, I thought I’d ask for the real joke over here.

So what was the joke you ruined, Zeldar?

I already answered later in that thread. Thanks for asking.

[Maus_Magill]

Yeah, I saw that shortly after I posted. Thanks.