Down Periscope
Gets a whole 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is actually a silly movie with silly people in it. Nobody chews the scenery like Rob Schneider.
FTR, The Fugitive was not a “bad” movie. It just bore very little resemblance to the TV series of the same name. No way you could cram five years of story into two hours.
Yeah, that’s another one. On the submarine we used to say (only half-seriously) that Down Periscope was a more accurate submarine movie than Crimson Tide.
Yes,he was. So was Morgan Freeman. Mike McShane, who played Friar Tuck, is my favorite person in that film. Hell, everybody’s good EXCEPT the schmuck who’s supposed to be the title character!
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If you ever decide to commit suicide, play this movie on a loop while listening to *The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald *.
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Tommy Lee Jones as a pirate? What’s not to love?
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It’s worth seeing for Nicol Williamson as Merlin. Okay, and a younger Helen Mirren.
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Yes! I have fond memories of enjoying it with my mother on HBO or Cinemax, circa 1982 (I was twelve).
And the end credits are quite good.
I like it enough to buy a copy. Ok, it was $2 in the bargain bin, but still…
I was trying to describe this movie to the wife when she found it on Amazon Prime Video. Guess what we’re watching this afternoon?
“We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit.”
I actually liked Joe vs. The Volcano, widely considered Tom Hanks’ worst movie by far. It has some of the best lines in the history of cinema, including my favorite, “I have no response to that!”
Haven’t got the hang of quoting:
I’m with you, HeyHomie. Joe vs the Volcano is ridiculous but still funny in a lot of moments. (A worse Tom Hanks movie was Batchelor Party, but Hanks himself was hilarious even in that one.)
“Hello, Nick. Or should I call you “Mr. Dick?””
“Nick is fine.”
I love Bachelor Party. But yes, it is truly a bad movie.
“Can’t Stop the Music”?
Kinda damning with faint praise there, aren’t you? 
La Nave de los Monstruos (The Ship of Monsters). It’s got everything you could want in a movie: singing cowboys, robots, monsters, Mexicans, vampires, skeletons, cows, and scantily-clad white women from outer space.
The Riddick franchise. Hey, if it was good enough for Dame Judi, it’s good enough for me.
Admittedly, the bar for the third season was set pretty damned low.
The Last Dragon with “Sho Nuff”… what a riot!