What was your most embarrassing moment as a Doper?

I called out “BAND NAME!” in a theatre during a preview of Bulletproof Monk.

It’s okay, you will be able to redeem yourself at SugarDope this spring :smiley:

I posted about my preferences for degrading porn after about half a box of wine and some benadryl. It was barely readable, though, so it wasn’t that bad.

Thanks! Now I’ll never be able to bring myself to using Hotmail again. :frowning:

Before the Great Crash, when I was Desert_Larry, someone mentioned the Pit in a debate on religion, and I thought he was threatening me with Hell and said so indignantly. I was a new Doper at the time, and hadn’t visited the Barbecue Pit yet. When it was explained to me that the Pit was a forum I wanted to crawl under a cyber rug!

Me too. Best forgotten. Suffice it to say, I thought the Pit was just for opinionated ranting - didn’t realise people would call you on your idiocy there too.

When we had the second Boston DopeFest at the Hilltop, I went and was looking for the party. It didn’t hit me until I said it that asking “where are the Dopers?” didn’t convey the right impression.

The kicker is that I had the wrong night. There weren’y any Dopers there. At least not denizens of this Board.

you have NO clue…

Not really embarassing, but I found the SDMB by Googling “Andygirl” since that’s my username on several other messageboards. Then I came on here and there was a bit of a saga about whether I could go by Andygrrl or not, obviously I couldn’t.

Funny, though, I rarely ever see the other Andygirl. haha. I guess we stay in different threads.

I have a feeling that in a moment it might be this one.

What is Warez?

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A couple typo laden posts that looked like a failed turning test. Oy.

Yeesh, talk about quality control issues. . .

:frowning:

See! “Turing test” not “turning test”. Sigh.

[Chief Wiggam] Slink away boys, slick away. [/Chief Wiggam]

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I made reference once to the nastiness of the bite of a Kimono Dragon, as if the damn things lounged around in loose fitting silk robes.

Bwhaa! Mullinator, I’d not seen the pics until now. Those candlesticks accenting the urine sandwich ingestation by Giraffe just cracked me up. Heh, too damn funny!

When out in the real, non-doper world, pointing at someone and vehemently stating “I burning your dog!” does not have the desired effect. :frowning:

I would also wager a guess that threatening someone with a 1920’s style “Death Ray” won’t get it either. :smiley:

Don’t hurt me…

Answering a GQ about a reasonably complicated topic…from 15 years old memory…whilst intoxicated.

I got flamed. I don’t post drunk anymore.

Well, there was the time early on when I debated the passing eloquence of speech with ungrammatical posts (attributable to poor typing skills). Ol’ PLD brought the irony to attention, and I’m glad he did.

I poured my heart out in a MPSIMS thread I started, and I got not one reply.