What we need around here is a SD Matchmaking Service!

But pending that, I am starting another permutation of the “Single Dopers Post Here” thread…mainly cause I missed out on the last one that came around.

Category: Women seeking Women
Age: 28
Location: at the moment, the Netherlands; final destination unknown
Occupation: singer/actor
Interests: performing, reading, cultural history, old movies, comparative religion, yoga, dancing
Do you smoke? no
Do you drink? occasionally/socially
I am instantly recognizable by my: loud and frequent laugh and dirty mind. Also by my red hair and stunning figure, but you have to be in the same room with me to notice them.
May interested Dopers contact you? Hellllllll yes, why do you think I started this in the first place?
Doper you secretly hope will notice this post: andygirl
In closing, I would just like to say: I have two birthmarks - one is on my left bicep, and the other one you dont get to see unless we know each other reeeeeeeeeeally well.

Category: SPOOFE seeking Underpants
Age: 22
Location: San Fernando Valley, CA
Occupation: Escrow clerk, Stage Manager, Screenwriter, Novelist, Director, Actor, Student, Imbiber of Intoxicating and Illicit Substances.
Do You Smoke?: Not cigarettes, though I enjoy the occasional cigar and… other substances.
Do you drink?: Like a fish.
I am instantly recognizable by my: Red thing.
May interested Dopers contact you?: I won’t stop 'em, though SPOOFE is taken. I just hated to see this thread get no responses.
Doper you secretly hope will notice this post: Umm… Silver Fire? Techchick? Javamaven? Coldfire? Hmm…
In closing, I would just like to say: Underpants.

The SDMB is a matchmaking service:D

umm…underpants are real good. If you look in my top drawer you will find at least 50 pairs from tighty whities to red silk stringy ones. Nuf said.

Single Straight Woman 40 (when the hell did that happen?). Looking for straight guy over 30 with a sick and twisted sense of humor for some type friendship leading to an actual relationship.

Current Job:paper pusher. Ideal Job: Kill Martha Stewart and take over her tv show but as a much kinder nicer person. There is a much better description in the last dating thread about me. Check me out.
PS I can cook like they danced in Dirty Dancing. Hot and Steamy.

Check out these pics of me and my nephew (a little over half way down).

:smiley:

Johnny Loved your post.
This definitely demonstrates a twisted sense of humor. Sorry i didn’t get back to you sooner. I seem to have a lot on my plate right now but feel free to e-mail me so we can chat.

Category: Bear_Nenno!!!
Age: 24
Location: Fort Bragg, NC
Occupation: CPL, US Army
Former Occupations: Arms Dealer, Firearms Instructor, Substitute Teacher,
Do You Smoke?: No
Do you drink?: Yes
I am instantly recognizable by my: I dunno…
May interested Dopers contact you?: Of Course
Doper you secretly hope will notice this post: Ummmm any?
In closing, I would just like to say: I DO NOT wear underpants…

Ah, what the hell?

Category: Man seeking woman (or women)
Age: 23
Location: Northern Virginia conglomerate
Occupation: Software engineer
Interests: Music, weight training, video games, math, computers, etc.
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? Yes
I am instantly recognizable by my: total lack of distinguising features
May interested Dopers contact you? Yes (who’s going to put no?)
Doper you secretly hope will notice this post: Pretty much any young single female doper in the region