I like to brush my teeth - must be with Colgate; Crest, Aim, etc., won’t do at all - and then drink Earl Grey tea. The Colgate really brings out the flavor of the bergamot in the Earl Gray. Mmm mmm good.
I like my food—well, the kind you cook—burnt to a crisp. Chefs hate me. But to me, it’s not “done” unless you have to call in the DNA records to identify it.
I’ve been told that by habit of putting regular butter on the bread before I make my PB&J sandwiches is rather strange. I do believe I have even heard the word “gross” bandied about.
2 things, one of which I probably ought to put in the recipe thread:
White bread, chunky Jif, and sharp cheddar aerosol cheese. Sounds gross, tastes great–think about it, those orange crackers in the vending machine are cheese, right?
Weiner boats. Quarter a hot dog–not all the way through the skin–and spread it out. Glop on a dollop of leftover or instant mashed potatoes, top with a slice of american cheese, and put under the broiler until the cheese starts to brown. Mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmm-good!
I like to put dill pickle slices in my grilled cheese sandwiches. My husband dips his in ketchup, which is odd, because he really doesn’t like ketchup on the usual things.
Also, when no one is around to see me, I’ve been known to put unconscionable amounts of Worcestershire sauce on a perfectly good steak.
I do the same things. All except I mix the Worcestershire sauce with ketchup it is really good. Give it a try cher3. I even do it to a marinated steak. All except I don’t care if people see me do or not. I tell them I love the sauce the steak just makes it chewy.
Weird thing I do that is OK to do in public: use cornflakes as a topping for vanilla ice cream. Yummy yum!
Weird thing I do that is NOT OK to do in public: put slices of cheddar cheese (jack or munster is ok too) on a chocolate bar. This has a very high gross factor for others, so I only do it if I’m home alone.
I’m fairly conventional. Past the ocassional peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich there’s not much weird that I do (in the kitchen, that is) besides actually enjoying large curd cottage cheese. If you count dipping cold broccoli in a mayo and ketchup mix, ok, I’m strange.
One of my recent pursuits has been to recreate school cafeteria spaghetti. So far the results indicate that you must:[list=1]
[li]Overcook the pasta until it is bloated[/li]
[li]Use a relatively sweet and smooth tomato sauce[/li]
[li]Bake the pasta and sauce with cheese on top[/li]
[li]Use Monterey Jack, Parmesan and Cheddar[/li]
[li]Have extra Parmesan on top of the cheese layer[/li]Anyone else have pointers on this recipe?
You’d love a book called “Square Meals” by Jane and Michael Stern. They recreate a number of, um, classic recipes from various periods in American history (the '50s section is particularly hair-raising). One of their recipes is school cafeteria spaghetti. I don’t recall the details, but, I believe, the tomato sauce actually incorporates ketchup.
I “pickle” hard-boiled eggs in the brine from pickled “firecrackers” (a brand of hot sausage). They’re tasty.
WARNING!
Never, ever eat these less than 24 hours prior to attending any funcion where you are required to exhibit the least amount of decorum. Avoid poorly-ventilated spaces – the sulpherous emissions created by ingesting pickled eggs will stun a skunk at 10 paces. My dogs won’t enter the room if I’ve eaten any (I can’t determine if it’s the noise or the “aroma” that scares 'em though).