“What sweet kitties you both are.”
“So, how was it?” to my sister, sitting in the living room, since she went to a spa the night before and hadn’t come back before i went to bed.
“Well fuck, I guess I better just get the hell outta bed or I’ll be here all goddamn day.” I’m so pleased with my job lately.
Same thing I say every morning: “Good morning, little budgie birds. Good morning, little birdies!”
Aaaaauaaggahhh…I don’t wanna go to the gym today. Let’s see if my downloads finished.
“Wanna go pee?”
I’m nanny to a friend’s chihuahua for the next week. That’s what I said to JoeDawg at 6:15 this morning.
Bad Kitty!
“Shut the hell up, Pepper!”
I had to take my SO to the airport this morning for a very early flight, which necessitated getting up at the ungodly hour of 3:00 am.
IIRC, the first words out of my mouth when the alarm went off were, “Holy shit, it’s too damn early.”
Is mmmrggnghflurf a word?
Be Thou my Vision, O Lord of my Heart…the words of the opening hymn at mass this morning.
“You’d be late because of a car, too, ya know.”
(the ex blamed being late on women. He said it’s always a woman, in this case it was his granddaughter.)
He agreed with me.
“Rosebud!”
To my 10 year old: “Honey, I’m not angry with you, but you need to be better about letting the dogs out in the morning. They’re your dogs too, and they’ve been whimpering to go out for a while. How would you like it if you needed to pee and weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom?”
There’s always the possibility this was preceded, while I was still in the master bedroom, by “aww, sweetie kitty! Dat’s my widdle sweetie kitty!”
Naught be all else to me, save that Thou art
Thou my best thought by day or by night
Waking or sleeping Thy presence my light
Thanks Cuncator for reminding me of this beautiful hymn!
“Just what do you think that will accomplish?” to Chloe the cat as she knocked things off the nightstand, followed quickly by “well, apparently getting me out of bed was the goal, so I hope you are happy” as I headed towards the bathroom and she laid down in my spot on the bed.
“Get yer ass out of my face!”*
*And no, I’m not going to explain that, not even a little.
“Aw fuck…another dribble shower. Great!”
“uuungh mmmm nngh Betty Nguyen.”
Yes, I leave CNN on while I sleep.
“Go away, it’s not time!”
I see many of us have pets.