What will be in Trump’s “Large, Detailed, but Irrefutable REPORT?”

I’ve got 10 bucks that says that that never happens.

Yes I couldnt see how his lawyers would want to waste their time or reputations with that. If I had a lawyer they wouldn’t want to write down the stupid things I say either.

You do remember they’re working for Trump.

Could Grover Cleveland have campaigned on the previous election? After all, he did serve two non consecutive terms.

Well, it gets him off the hook for no-showing on Monday.

I would love to see a poll of how many of his supporters thought he’d actually come through. His supporters take Charlie Brown and the football as an positive life lesson, an example to emulate.

Haha.

Yeah, his report will be released in court. So much for my Monday morning laugh.

So then, no report after all. Big shock.

To be fair, it’s hard to refute incoherent, delusional wharrgarbl. So pretty much anything he presents in any context will be “irrefutable” in that sense.

Uh, yeah whatever, you’re an idiot. should work.

NOT a response directed to Gyrate.

I wonder if his lawyers are going for psychiatric evaluation of Trump. Is he competent enough to stand trial?

But that opens up entirely new problems for Trump. He will never agree to it since he’s a stable genius.

I never read where Grover Cleveland spent his entire time between terms whining about the election he lost or crying about election fraud. But I’m not terribly knowledgable about his presidency so I could be wrong.

I don’t see how his lawyers could go for a psych evaluation since that would be admitting that he is less than perfect. Besides he got the man woman camera bit right and amazed the doctors when he passed that test.

Erm, it was clearly Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. But it’s ok, most people couldn’t get that right, it’s very difficult.

Extra points if you get them in order. Almost no one can do that.

1,2,3,4,5 is also very, very difficult.

No, I understood what you meant. Although I am occasionally an idiot.

Maybe he just misspelled “retort”? As in, “Yah, yah, Jack Smith is a big doodyhead.” That’s large, detailed, and irrefutable until we make a chemical analysis of Smith’s head to see its precise composition, which Smith is unwilling to allow.

Not if you do them alphabetically.
5,4,1,3,2

More irrefutable proof that he’s hiding something.

Probably Hunter’s laptop or Hillary’s e-mails (or both).

Perhaps the path of HURRICANE HILARY?