Ashcroft is down with gall bladder trouble, fitting for someone as galling as he. Who’s the next high-profile Pubbie who will come down with an ironic illness, and what will it be?
To clear the obvious: George W Bush, brain tumor.
Next?
How in “Bob”'s name is Bush going to get a brain tumor?
[Monty Python]
Man 1: Did you see the headline? Nixon’s had an asshole transplant.
Man 2: Did you see the stop press on that? The asshole’s rejected him.
[/Monty Python]
From the Cocktail Bar sketch.
Poor, poor Cheney. He’s going to choke on an apple, pass out and bonk him head.
Is this the left’s example of compassion?
Truly disturbing.
Donald Rumsfeld - necrotizing fasciitis. Oh yeah.
Oh piss off, ya wet blanket.
Wet blanket? You’re cheering a man’s serious health condition. Come on.
Liar. Cite where I’m cheering his health condition. I said it was ironic, and it is. Ashcroft galls many people, and he himself has a lot of gall. Now he’s having problems with his gall bladder. I neither cheer nor jeer his health condition; merely note its existence and the irony of it.
And might I add (Sorry Otto), this thread has been a flop. I know when I saw it I tried to come up with some humourous, yet benign, disease for someone. Maybe impacted feces. Looking up each condition I found out most were painful or without cure. So I, like I suspect many a Godless lefty like me, didn’t really want to wish harm on anyone and let this thread pass. There is a thread out here somewhere that just full of “I don’t like the man, but I really feel for him” type posts. I didn’t cheer when Reagan was shot, and I’m not cheering now.
Okay, this might be more to everyone’s liking.
Republican John Engler gets wounded in combat.
(NOTE: Mr. Engler failed his “draft physical” because he was an astounding 2 pounds overweight. Lord knows he must have tried so hard to pass that physical too.)
Right.
Well, my mistake, I suppose. Good luck collecting ironic but not celebratory contributions in your thread.
Thank you for your kind wishes for my continued good fortune.
He has pancreatitis from a gallstone. Its not really a problem with his gallbladder. Its causing trouble with his pancreas. If anything, if you claim he has “a lot of call”, its an appropriate disease cause his gall formed a stone and caused his pancreatitis.
If you think I'm stretching here to make a point about the joke, I'd say you're doing the same.He has pancreatitis from a gallstone. Its not really a problem with his gallbladder. Its causing trouble with his pancreas. If anything, if you claim he has “a lot of gall”, its an appropriate disease cause his gall formed a stone and caused his pancreatitis.
If you think I'm stretching here to make a point about the joke, I'd say you're doing the same.Maybe some censorship advocate will get either a) Glaucoma, b) Laryngitis, or c)…Kuru.
That last one’d be funny.
Ooh, ooh, let me! Oh wait, did it in another thread…
Poor Colin Powell. It’s so obvious…
From the news stories I’ve read, the condition sounds quite painful but not that serious.
You mean to say you wouldn’t find it amusing if Bill Clinton went to the Amazon and had a candirú swim into his penis?