I’m convinced that they lace pez with crack. So addicting.
If not pez, then jelly beans. With the exotic flavors.
Bone-in prime rib, medium rare with lots of crusty seasoning. If I could do a package deal with a baked potato with butter, sour cream, and chives, soaked in au jus, that would set me up.
another great choice.
This was my initial thought. However, there is no way I can eat it every day even if there are no consequences. I would get tired of it and not want to eat it anymore, which would be terrible.
I’m going to go with ice cream, specifically Edy’s (Dreyer’s) Vanilla Bean. I can use it as a base for any number of combinations like sundaes and banana splits. I could do my own Cold Stone Creamery and have a nearly infinite number of mix-ins. I can have something different every day at the incremental health costs of whatever it is that I’m adding.
I absolutely love crawfish chowder, and this sounds very similar.
And if i didn’t feel all replete after eating it, that would make me sad and maybe a little frustrated. Part of the joy of eating that beef is the nutritional bang it provides (lots of fat and protein.)
I didn’t think we had to eat it every day, though? Just that it would be the one thing you could eat without consequences.
Right,
Meat pies or empanadas for sure.
I missed the “at the rate you wish to consume it” in the OP. I thought it was magically appearing every day.
Given that, I’ll take the prime rib once a week. No wait, maybe twice. Thrice?
Or maybe bacon instead?
I think the rate can change based on your desire.
Nothing tastes better than the first couple of bites of a good prime rib, but the ecstasy diminishes with each bite after that. Just ask someone who had to eat a huge one to get it for free.
I was going to say pizza, but instead, I want to be able to eat warm, homemade bread with butter forever and ever.
This is an intensely difficult thing to consider.
I mean, I do love that sandwich in my avatar. To have one of those pop into existence for a consequence free lunch at the office would be heaven.
OTOH, I do like a nice pizza. A classic NYC slice never goes wrong, I’m never disappointed with a well made slice.
A gorgeous sourdough with excellent butter is a thing I could eat all day long. Never gets old.
Last, is my mom’s Sunday tomato sauce over ravioli. What a trip back to my youth.
Don’t make me choose, it’s unfair!
Fried chicken, specifically wings. They are my kryptonite but give me heartburn.