The official SDMB Poker Thread for 4th Quarter, 2011 @ PokerStars.
Seriously…WTF, Jesus? A Ph.D. in Computer Science and still couldn’t figure out that your company is a Ponzi Scheme? Poor Oslo and Crane losing millions in SS bennies while you go from tournament to tournament with new black hats and leather jackets? 
Well, that’s why here at SDMB Poker…we play for free, but we don’t play like entry level freeroll hacks that go all-in on the first hand with a 9-5 offsuit. No, we a slightly more refined…more likely to go all-in on 7-8 offsuit, or 6-4 suited…
Anyways, here’s last quarter’s thread, where Not From Mensa went totally Mensa on us and pretty much owned our Ponzi asses. We welcome fresh new suckers into our Pyramid of Donkeys, Fishes and Schleps where anyone could come out on top for cash and prizes totaling what a first year SS recipient should expect in 2051…squadoosh! But your name will live on in infamy just like our Personal Ponzi Jesus!
And now, for some HAWT copy and paste action:
For those in the know, this is the thread for our fourth quarter.
For those not in the know, there is a group of us from the SDMB that play poker online every Thursday night at 10 Eastern/9 Central.
We will continue to play on PokerStars using the “Home Game” club that was announced here. The games are still free.
If you would like to join us, then follow the steps below:
- Go to www.pokerstars.com and download the software.
- Send a PM to MentalGuy to have him send you the invitation code (it is no longer cecilville).
- After installing the software, find the Home Games tab.
- Click on “Join a Poker Club”
- Enter 42585 as the number of the club to find.
- Enter the invitation code sent to you by MentalGuy.
- Wait for MentalGuy to approve you. (I will do it as soon as possible.)
This should make you a member of “MentalGuy’s poker club.” Once you are there, you should have no problem finding the tournaments.
The Thursday night game is our “official” game that Oslo Ostragoth keeps the standing for each quarter, but we often have additional games. Oslo often schedules a pot-limt hold’em/omaha event on Saturday nights and several players like to play an occasional Badugi tournament. If there is a game you would like scheduled or a certain time you would like to play, just let us know and we should be able to accomodate you.
We also usually have chat going on AIM while we play (there is a chat window at the table, but AIM allows a bit more freedom and does not get interrupted with hand descriptions).
Some housekeeping issues, I got admonished that I didn’t attach a link to the spreadsheet. If you want to join the group, we would like to have some key info. Like Doper name, Pokerstars name, your birthday, your mothers maiden name, your pin numbers, and your social security number. KIDDING. (Update: Ponzi Jesus IS requesting for your SS numbers!)
Seriously, your doper name and pokerstars alias, and your AIM handle is important so you can get on the radar. Hope to see you every Thrusday!
