Legitimate Rape - SDMB Poker, 4th Qtr., 2012

The Game Room
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I know what you’re thinking: Is it rape month already? No, those festivities are a few months off yet, but let’s just say that it’s a fairly good description of how some people play this game. I won’t name names.

Cyberhwk actually won the last quarter and should be posting this thread, but he didn’t bother showing up for the last game and missed out on what to name the new quarter. Don’t like the title? Blame him. He had nothing to do with it.
Now we will just copy and paste, same a Yeti does:

For those in the know, this is the thread for our fourth quarter of 2012.

For those not in the know, there is a group of us from the SDMB that play poker online every Thursday night at 10 Eastern/9 Central.

We will continue to play on PokerStars using the “Home Game” club that was announced here. The games are still free.

If you would like to join us, then follow the steps below:

  1. Go to www.pokerstars.com and download the software.
  2. Send a PM to MentalGuy(me) to have him send you the invitation code (it is no longer cecilville).
  3. After installing the software, find the Home Games tab.
  4. Click on “Join a Poker Club”
  5. Enter 42585 as the number of the club to find.
  6. Enter the invitation code sent to you by MentalGuy.
  7. Wait for MentalGuy to approve you. (He will do it as soon as possible.)

This should make you a member of “MentalGuy’s poker club.” Once you are there, you should have no problem finding the tournaments.

The Thursday night game is our “official” game that Oslo Ostragoth keeps the standing for each quarter, but we often have additional games. Oslo often schedules a pot-limt hold’em/omaha event on Saturday nights and several players like to play an occasional Badugi tournament. If there is a game you would like scheduled or a certain time you would like to play, just let us know and we should be able to accomodate you.

We also usually have chat going on AIM while we play (there is a chat window at the table, but AIM allows a bit more freedom and does not get interrupted with hand descriptions).

If you join us, we would appreciate it if you fill out your information on this spreadsheet. This helps us keep players straight with their doper and AIM handles.

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It’s OK. You can name me ;).

Yeah, I probably won’t be able to make it regularly until at least Winter Break. My music class is starting back up (gotta leave here in a few)… Good luck to the rest of you. I’ll be sure to try to reclaim my title next summer.

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Results week one 4th quarter

8 Fubbleskags
7 Mensa
6 Frosted Glass
5 Dag Otto
4 size 12 shoes
3 Crane
2 Adamanthaea (Asterion)
1 Mrs Crane

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Results Week two of fourth quarter.

8 Mental Guy

7 Mrs Crane

6 Dag Otto

5 Size Twelve shoes

4 Not from mensa

3 Asterion

2 Meeko

1 Tall skinny old guy. Craneop2

We sure need more players! I guarantee its a lot more fun than a vice presidential debate!
Ya’ll come on out and participate!

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Tonights results

  1. NFM
  2. CraneOp
  3. Yeti
  4. Dag Otto
  5. Asterian
  6. Mrs Crane
  7. DHK
  8. Mr Duality
  9. Fubbs
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And the first standings of the quarter:

1 Craneop2 80.5
2 notfrommensa 67.4
3 asterion 66.7
4 mrscraneop 62.7
5 Dag Otto 47.1
6 MrDuality 41.8

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Sorry I’ve been away from the game the last 5 or 6 weeks…been harvesting 64,000 acres of rapeseed on the farm…gotta get it ready for the big rape festival in a couple of months.

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Tonight’s results:

  1. Dag
  2. Ast
  3. Mr. Duality
  4. Yeti
  5. Mrs. Crane
  6. Root
  7. Crane
  8. Mensa
    Standings:

1 Craneop2 72.4
2 asterion 69.9
3 Dag Otto 64.2
4 mrscraneop 58.8
5 notfrommensa 58.1
6 MrDuality 49.3

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I wouldn’t mind getting in on a little of this raping, I’ll even bring my own Roophies. Only problem is I think I registered at PokerStars back when poker was legal. I’ll see if I can remember what name I used and get a password.

If I can log on, then pass the Vaseline! Folks that played back in the day will recall my signature move, the SkullFuck. I’m up for some skullfuck rape.

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Duke,
You may need to get in touch with Mental Guy and get the new Password.

Welcome we need some new blood!

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Bah…he’s dried, shriveled up, old blood. Welcome back, you bastard!

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As expected, I can’t create an account because it says there’s already an account at this email address. When I try to get my username via email, says it can’t do that, either.

I sent an email to support@, we’ll see.

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hmm… I don’t want to use my pokerstars normal account for a couple of reasons but I have access to another that I created for a friend back in the day. Do you think it will be problematic if I use her account from PS’s perspective? Obviously I can’t tell them about my plans as its against their rules.

I take full responsibility for if things do go wrong. I just would like to know what you think about stuff. And what times do you normally play?

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P.S. what is it you play? Just NLH or something interesting?

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Tonights results…Woot Woot

  1. NFM
  2. Mr Duality
  3. Yeti
  4. Fubbs
  5. Mrs Crane
  6. Dag Otto
  7. Mental Guy
  8. Asterion
  9. CrazyHorse
  10. MrCraneOp

And Oslo gave me his proxy to post the standings:

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SimpleLinctous

We just play NLHold;m on Thursdays…we used to have special events on Saturdays but it has been awhile

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week six results for fourth Quarter

7- Yeticus Rex
6- Size 12 shoes
5- Browse
4- Dag Otto
3- That woman I am married to
2- Mental Guy
1- ME!!

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And Crane retakes the lead:

1 Craneop2 70.5
2 notfrommensa 65.3
3 asterion 64.1
4 Dag Otto 59.4
5 mrscraneop 58.8
6 Yeticus Rex 57.8
7 MrDuality 54.4
8 MentalGuy 47.9
9 fubbleskag 33.7

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Tonights results:

  1.  NFM

  2.  MentalGuy

  3.  MrsCrane

  4.  Dag Otto

  5.  Asterion

  6.  Crane

  7.  DHKendall

  8.  CrazyHorse

Standings:

1 notfrommensa 70.5
2 Craneop2 66.9
3 asterion 61.4
4 mrscraneop 60.0
5 Dag Otto 58.9
6 MentalGuy 57.9
7 Yeticus Rex 57.8
8 MrDuality 54.4
9 fubbleskag 33.7

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Looks like an epic battle for third place this quarter.