Would it smell like a New York City Subway Car? A Doctor’s Office or Hospital? Maybe it would smell like The Bunny Ranch™.
I think it would smell like a College Dorm on Monday Morning.
What do you think it would smell like?
I think it has the pharmaceutical smell of Viagra.
I think it has a barnyard smell from all that farmgirl sex.
It has that same burnt protein stench you’d get if you singe your hair, when millions of brain cells fry as gullible people actually believe e-mail hoaxes.
It smells like a bank vault, from all the money that people make from those pyramid schemes, uh, I mean, business oppurtunities.
It smells like Herbalife.
At times though, I can’t smell anything at all because of the congestion.
Frankly, I think all the other smells on the Internet would be overpowered by the rancid stench of BS.
Like a funky nasty gym.
I thought of a gym too but perhaps with some differences.
An older HS gym, one that’s been used for dances and pep rallies and class registrations and exams. It’s got the smell of old sweat, of sexual tension, of anxiety and hope…basically it has all the good and bad smells of humanity combined, and they waft past your nose alone and in combinations, so that what you recognize one second can become something completely different the next.
Cheese and feet odor, after all, everything smells like that eventually 
A huge barge carrying tons of garbage for eternity on the high seas with no landfill in sight.
I think it would mostly smell like a mixture of semen and plastic.
Judging by it’s most common applications, a cross between a hook shop & an office supply store, with just a leedle bookstore (from Amazon) thrown in.
sex & candy
I don’t think anyone has ever cleaned the Internet, so it ain’t going to smell good.
There will be a fairly strong smell of coffee, but not enough to mask the odors of unwashed socks, miss-spent libidos and a haze of illegal herb.
Cheers, Keithy
I think the internet is composed of many different smells, some bad, some nice, all blended together.
In other words, it smells like a dump.
typing this with a clothespin over nose
Ass.
[Super Troopers]
Stinks like sex in here.
[/Super Troopers]
Victory
Spam?
Miss Honeywell, is that you?
:d&r:
blush
While I recognize the name of the movie…I’ve never seen it, so the reference is completely lost on me.
A stairwell between a bar and a pet store.
Sounds like Brooklyn. 