The Internet smells like old musty books, an overflowing ashtray, dirty laundry, flat Dr. Pepper, Cheetos, old pizza, and in the background, the smell of a cat’s litterbox in dire need of scooping.
A wedgie.
Cat Food.
I think it would smell like “Bladerunner” with hot, steaming vents and dumpsters the day before pick-up. And it would be pretty sweaty.
Well, damn! If it smells so bad, why do we all hang out here so much?!?
My money’s on ozone