What would you do for One Million Dollars?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yeah, I’m struggling with that one too. I think I would do it with a certain one of my dogs if he was going to a good home, but I’d cry a river about it.

42

For a million? I might eat a turd.

43

I’ll sweep your front porch and walk for $5. If it’s not too long a front walk.

44

Would I psyche myself out to perform any demeaning, disgusting, repulsive act, no not for a million bucks!

I might consider putting myself on some crazy mountain trail through bear country or spend the night in an abando on skid row for a million bucks.

45

Go to the bank and write a check.

46

I’d plant a big display bed with nothing but red salvias and yellow marigolds for a million bucks.

On second thought, make that two million.

47

I’d donate a kidney.

48

Your own?

49

Yup.

Not sure if the recipient would want it, type two diabetes and all, but my doctor says my kidneys are doing pretty well.

As for me needing it later on because of diabetes, well, at least I had a million dollars once. If I win.

50

Oral sex on live TV? Hell, for a million I’d give serious consideration to accomplishing the deed on the 50-yard line at Superbowl half time.

51

Underneath the stage?

52

Nope, right on top of that sumbitch.

53

I’d work 40 hours a week at my current job for about the next 16 years. Since retirement is about 30 years away maybe I’ll shoot for 2 million.

54

This isn’t quite one million, but it’s pretty close. Apparently the capital building tour in Little Rock AR is the only capital building where they let you into the vault and they let you hold $600,000. This was a couple of days ago and it was an interesting experience. Me and my son:

55

Why is there $600,000 in the capitol building in Little Rock, and why are they telling people about it?

56

I’d give someone a Klondike bar for one million dollars.

57

Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

58

It’s a gimmick for the tourists. It was pretty cool, and it does make the tour memorable.

59

I’d be willing to do the grossest jobs for a full year or even two years for a million dollars. There cannot be a high risk of death or serious injury, though.

60

I’d even buy you a real fur coat.