Really good calamari. When it’s not done right, it’s like eating old tires and shoe soles, but when it is… Mmmmmm.
I actually dislike the crispy bits on anything. Hashbrowns seem pointless to me.
Anyway, I would choose cake. Oh, or pizza! No wait - ice cream! Mmmm…noodles. Or maybe grilled cheese?
Outside the box thinking! Well done.
For me, I suspect rather large amounts of alcohol would be consumed.
What would I eat?
What wouldn’t I eat? 
Lots of most everything… Starting with really good chocolate candy.
Chicken fried steak (no,fried chicken is a whole 'nother thing) with cream gravy,mashed potatoes and green beans…
Cookies - homemade chocolate chip cookies, to be exact.
And nachos with queso sauce and seasoned ground beef.
Edited to add: My husband is out of town this weekend - I’ve been watching what I eat carefully lately, but I think that I might indulge in both this weekend. Though not too much. Anymore, junk food gives me a junk food hangover the next day: cramping, sluggishness and general oogy-ness that I don’t like. But one morning of junk food hangover will be worth one night of indulgence.
Guacamole. Vats of it, with tacos on the side.
Jarred dry-roasted peanuts.
Seconding(?) steak and thirding(?) mashed potatoes.
A bucket of KFC chicken, and then eat only the skins. Then I coming to YOUR house to rob you of your KFC bucket.
I’m going to burpo’s pizza party, and bringing a truck of chocolate chip cookies along.
Alcohol, specifically wine and cocktails. I would so love for there to be some magic pill that you put in, say, the third drink of the night that would make it taste exactly the same but be alcohol and calorie free. I like a small buzz, but once past a couple drinks it gets… problematic.
And I also miss the days where I could sit down with a big bag of something crispy or sweet - say, a huge bag of popcorn, or some delicious cookies, and eat the whole thing. Those days are long gone for me, firstly because I don’t want the calories, and secondly, being diabetic, sitting and eating 150 carbs worth of snacks pretty much ensures the rest of the day will suck. I carefully measure out my piddly 1.5 cups of popcorn and try to be happy about it. :mad:
The one food I seem to always over-eat and yet still want more - Chinese. To be specific, good old American Chinese from a top-quality restaurant. Crispy rice soup, lemon chicken, General Tso’s chicken, sweet and sour pork, steamed rice, fried rice and Moo Shu pork with those thin pancakes. Put it all on the table and leave me alone. No one can say “You go now”.
Pizza, pizza, pizza and ice cream.
An ice cream pizza and pizza ice cream.
^^^^^ Just what I came in to post. I’d live on it if I could.
Ribeye
Alcohol if it counts as a eatable.
French fries as a backup in case I eat all the cows in the world.
That is a delicious sandwich. I think you just made my lunch plans for me!
Sushi. All of the sushi.
All manner of sweets. And fried foods. And fried sweets!
Lasagna.
Make that TWO trucks. Freshly baked, 4 inch diameter Toll House.
Bring it!
Tequila. There’s a fortune to be made taking down frat boys in drinking contests. Second choice would be Danish bleu cheese.