“…It does not allow people to pick fights or campaign for the One True One and Only. We have the BBQ Pit for that…”
Well Derleth, I agree, guess I just said my comment in haste. If Marley doesn’t agree then Marley has that option to go to the pit.
cheers!
raising my coffee mug to you
A certain disorientation after our immersive experience “Life[sup]TM[/sup]” ride is normal, but we hope you enjoyed your ride. Other attractions…
Listen, about the testicles-on-the-outside, I’m sorry. I had a hangover, and…
SWL!!!
“Rest now, but know you have to go back in the morning.”
I’m leaning toward the rather open-ended, ambiguous, “Dude, WTF?” (bonus points if He actually says ‘W’ ‘T’ ‘F’)
or…
“Of course I’m black. I’m also white. Or Asian. Or East Indian. Hell, I can be Charlize Theron if you want me too. I was doing damn good the day I made her, I tell you what.”
or…
“Hello Neo. I am the Architect…”
or…
“Did they ever find out that other word that ends in ‘gry’? That’s been pissing me off for about eighty years now.”
One more - “Hey, you ever play the Sims with real people?”
Bahahaha! 
Even if I am older than you (which I’m not entirely sure is accurate), you can bet you’ll beat me to the gates - I plan on finding a cabal of vampires to turn me before I get too old. 
And I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m an atheist - I think agnostic will do for now.
Esprix
*What would you like God to say to you at the Pearly Gates?
*
“I believed in you too. Welcome Home.”
OH GOD!!!
**Hey Correctamundo… Come on In!!
“Well, it’s about frikkin’ time.”
“Welcome. Your mother is waiting for you. And she’s been looking after your cats.”
“I understand”
“Hi, I’m God, I’m responsible for it all. I’ve always existed and known your every thought. Punch me as hard as you can, I dare you.”
“Duuuude…this is some goooood shit. You gotta take a hit of this…”
“Me damn it! I thought you’d never get here!”
“Still gonna bitch about my sense of humor now?”
(at which i will meekly say “no, Sir” and get my ass through that gate, before he changes his mind.)
Accepting that I too am an atheist:
“Surprise!”
“I apologize for the inconvenience.”
“Just in time for movie night. It’s Star Trek V tonight…Hey! Where’re you going?”
“Confidentially, I don’t really believe in myself sometimes.”
Isn’t that a sign you’re in Hell? After all, God uses Macs.
Also:
“Creator? Creator?? I didn’t create anything, I’m just the doorman here. Didn’t you read Darwin?”
Holy crap! You were supposed to be here 20 years ago! Christ, I hate my job. I’m never gonna get caught up…