Hiya, Boss!
(yeah, I know Smeghead got to it before me. It’s still what I want)
Daniel
Careful - if you don’t know it, he will laugh at you and cast you out of Valhalla! That’s Crom: strong on his mountain! Brilliant answer.
What would I like him to say?
“Hello, Son, have a single-malt. Your grandfather and the rest of your ancestors are waiting for you in the lounge. Your grandmother’s cooked up a pot of chicken and dumplings and your senior Prom date, Denise, is waiting to catch up with you. Oh, and don’t worry, your son will turn out to be a good man. Don’t worry - you’ll get to look in on him from time to time.”
What would the smartass in me answer the question with?
“Hi, I’m Johnny Cash…”
“We don’t hold that little atheism thing against worthy people.”
Hey, I got a “Bahahaha”! I rock! ::dances:: (thanks)
Back on topic:
Pinochio!
Gotta dash. Could you hold the fort for a coupla decades?
what the…who are…aw crap, i knew i should have eaten one of Bob Marley’s brownies!
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of natural selection gone awry.
hey, paul, what’s the trade-in value on the 1980 model?
But, that screws up my plan.
After you die, I will crush a special stone on your grave. It will glow each night for a hundred years. Such is our way with all True Seekers.
Back To The OP-
(God reaches down to pinch my cheek)“Awwww, shayne pudim!”
“Hey, I got a “Bahahaha”! I rock! ::dances:: (thanks)”
HEY! NO FAIR! I gave you a “SWL!!”
sulking
You can enter after you tell me what is the third word that ends in -gry.
Come on in. Hendrix and Lennon are just tuning up for tonights set. Want to sit in?
“Don’t worry. Bernard Pivot is rotting in hell! You won’t have to answer that question either.”
These are hilarious! Fiddle’s reference to Pivot and Wolfian’s quote from the Stones had me in tears. But Bruce_Daddy’s “Me damn it!” took the cake.
I’ll add another:
“Women to the recliners; men to the kitchen…”
Don’t forget:
“You again?”
Welcome…TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
Futurama style
If I may offer another answer or two:
“Today’s column: What’s the Straight Dope on the Meaning of Life?”
or
“Err, you’re right, I have got rather a lot of explaining to do, haven’t I?”
DID YOU BRING PIE? I LIKE PIE!
A nice expectant pause, and then…
“WHAT, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
“HEY!!! Sorry I had to cut that short, but I figured you got the point by now…”
Then the gates open up to show me my version of heaven, to which I say “HA! I KNEW IT!!! (pointing down below) you can kiss my black ahhhh…oohh…heh heh heh”
: )
How about:
“Could you give me a hand here? See, I made this really big rock, but I want it over there…”
Power level 10,000!? That’s impossible!
“Finally, my replacement.”