Wanna play some ball?
You’ve got to meet Frank Capra, he’s been dying to meet you!
AW FUCK*, do you have any idea how to program a VCR?
it’s important for him to say fuck.
Ooo-kaaay… Maybe you should sit down for a while, until it passes, dear?
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Esprix
DOH!!!
well, since there is no purpose for reproduction in heaven, i’ll be taking THAT back.
Welcome back, I hope you learned your lesson this time.
WHOA! There must have been some kind of mix up, this is DOGGY heaven!
Hey, welcome! Jeez, they’ll let ANYONE in this joint ;). Grab something to drink over there on the porch, and come on back to the picnic, I’ve got some folks back here that have been asking for you. Watch out for the dogs, I think you’ll recognize some of 'em, they’re all over the place…
(heaven got no dogs in it, I ain’t goin)
“Here’s your dad.”
Patty
You gave him a SoftWare License??
I like photopat’s “You again?”, and iaboy12’s “Welcome back, I hope you learned your lesson this time.”, but the implied lack of knowledge is troublesome. How about “Welcome back! That was quick.”?
“Now that you are here, i can retire”
Wassup?!
NoClueBoy if you here that you went in the wrong direction.
“welcome, come on in, rour pepe has been waiting to go fishing with you for a long time. He is down by the lake, waiting at the dock.”
Yeah, but either way, I’m sure to have some fun.
It can’t get better than that!
Well, I had it all planned what I was gonna post, see, I thought I was so clever, but I read through the thread first to see if anyone beat me to it, and sure enough, photopat stole my thunder.
I was gonna post “Thank Me you’re here! Jimi’s old bass player just showed up, and it turns out he doesn’t want the job after all!”
But now it would be redundant to post that.
So I won’t.
<walks off, grumbling and kicking at pebbles>