bristlesage, e-mail me. I’ve got a buddy who’d be very much interested in your Duplex Plan! I told him he’d never find a woman interested in such a thing, and obviously I was wrong! (I’m dead serious about this!) The guy looks like Stephen King without a beard or buck teeth.
Okay, I haven’t been feeling well for the past couple of days and I’ve avoided this thread since it would take more brain power than I was willing devote to things other than trying not to hack my lungs out to respond to anything, but great googlymoogly woman, yer a babe and no one’s flirted with you? What a crime. :mad: Dang, woman! E-mail me! The fact that a lovely and intelligent woman such as yourself is (apparently) unattached bothers me to no end! If I ain’t the right guy for ya, I’ll try to hook you up with someone who is! (Really wish I had the ability to edit my posts as I’d change my OP to one that was more accurate.)
“Stephi is hot. Film at 11.”
Twentysomething London lounge lizard. Expensive taste in pretentious T-shirts and obscure dance music. Can pass for a Mediterranean Milhouse when unshaven. Genitalia by GI Joe, body by Picasso, wit by Hallmark. Will trade sex for liver.
- Natural redhead. Have lately been finding nickels on sidewalks everywhere I go. Close relationships with old boyfriends - if you can’t handle that, get lost. No tv. Bookworm. Reclusive to the point of being called a “shut-in”. Bite me.
Mildly attractive, large breasted bi MWF seeks exotic looking dorks who like video games, jokes, and dancing in underwear. Must be willing to paw at my boobs, a lot.
Also seeking housewives who are impatient, lazy, somewhat amusing and prone to fits of irrational anger when they aren’t spending too much time online. Must like massages while reading a book.
May also be open to other possibilities as well.
All interested parties are encouraged to email me with likes, dislikes and expectations. Must have a pic, preferably nekkid.
[sub]I’d link to my real one but it contains a bit TMI so I’d have to face the wrath of Unclebeer and Coldfire, who will make me cry and give me puffy eyes. At my age, I gotta start worrying about wrinkles.[/sub]
Stccrd, I was wondering the same thing awhile ago, and started a thread. Maybe this will help clue you in to a few. I know that not all teen dopers replied to this thing, but some did. To add to that list, I happen to know that J.J. Snider also is a teen, but wasn’t around when I started this particular thread.
Better than me. I just realized a week later, that I wrote “seeking SWM”. Now there’s a Freudian slip for you! I’m really seeking a woman, honest!
Hello, ladies! How y’all doing? 
MBF 39 and stocky. Husband says I am a blonde bombshell, slightly exploded. Gave him the obligiatory nasty look. Wrinkles don’t show so much if you fill them out as you age. I tweez my chin hairs while watching Drew Carey and have a penchant for popping pimples, ingrown hairs etc… (other peoples… I curse my lack) Naturally blonde and pretty. If I don’t wear makeup I am hair and green eyes.
Seeking: not sure what but I will know when I find it…
“Honest person above all, who hates liars. Also hates smokers, children and pets. (There is something very cynical in my nature.
That is one of my more appealing qualities.)”
“Tequila Mockingbird is hot. Film at 11.”
Hey! I thought of a cool name for the site! www.porkadork.com Whatcha think? The url seems to be available!
Tucker,
I’ve been away from the SD for a few days (real life interference), but I’m back now, and whoa, this thread got way more interesting than I thought it’d be.
It looks as if we’ve made a few matches already, so this should be a zooming ! 
What about www.loveadork.com instead?
Or www.honestgeeks.com?
Yeah. When I saw her describe herself as merely “mildly attractive”, I nearly choked on my tongue.
MWF - 26 - Reasonably attractive, currently pregnant so weight is fluctuating. Incurable flirt, so insecure me need not apply. 5’9", like a guy who is taller than me, at least by a little. When not preggers, pretty slim. Pierced belly button. Have been told I have the “pregnant glow”, isn’t that just another way to say fatter than usual?
Enjoys reading, movies, acting, horsebackriding, writing, extreme dislike for all things mathematical. Impulsive. Usually pretty calm and collected looking, inside whole huricane of emotions (except once a month, when they all come out to play ). Sarcastic, biting sense of humor. Love to travel. Absurdly flattering pic here -
http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/poysyn.html
Loves animals, so much so as willing to risk life and limb to rescue strays.
Seeking (no one at the moment, but to play along) - SM, race and ethnicity not important, at least 5’10", I LOVE accents of pretty much any kind, must love animals and children, reasonably fit (I’m not perfect and don’t expect you to be), attractive, willing to give and receive compliments.
“Lounge Lizard”?!
Anyway. If I were single I’d be very interested in Tiburon, out of the people who have posted so far.
Me? Not seeking at the moment, but if I were, this would do:
Tall fat asshole, 27, female. Likes poncy 20th century fiction, Punjabi food, philosophy of science, lots of music including the more or less obscure, football, cooking, painting, swearing. Can be joyously and outrageously silly at times. Enjoys dressing up and makeup. Sexually dominant. Seeks M or F 24-40, must have passions and enthusiasms, must be prepared to negotiate emotional transactions in an adult manner, do the washing up and take it up the arse.
I’d like to point out that aenea is not kidding around here. I know of one, personally (and it’s not obvious from the thread, either), and am curious as to how many others there are, if any.
I wouldn’t write an ad, since I don’t want to lie, and if I was really honest, no one would answer.
:eek:
I think someone’s flirting with me! You devil, Tequila Mockingbird.
However, it’s always best to flirt with one girl at a time. Unfortunately, it’s something I’ve learned the hard way. (But I swear, you should have seen them!)
Tibs.
This is an ad I actually placed. Still waiting for someone to reply.
My headline went something like this.
Lazy, Obnoxious, Priviliged, Unattractive (although, I’m not, I have the photo up to prove it to them) female ISO of the same. Willing to pay good money if I have to!
Alright, my honest personal ad… How many women are actually going to read this, so I might as well be forthright. So I’m 26, and fairly superficial. The exterior of a woman is the first thing that receives my attention, so your intelligence will become relevant after a few dates, and then after the first one, you might not even want to see me again, but that’s alright, because I’m starting to like rejection. The other thing, I really would love to get a lap dance, and will pay for it.
Besides being superficial, I would prefer not to work, the only reason I’m working and studying is so that I can stay in the country. Yes, I’m a foreigner, with a charming accent. Oh, apparently my friends think I’m smart, but after this, you might not think so. Since I don’t know you, it doesn’t really matter.
What do I want (because this is my ad and this is all about me me me), well I want to meet a few easy going attractive women, who love dancing, shopping, visiting museums, attending concerts and plays etc. If you are Asian and willing to give me a lap dance, that would be a bonus.
If you are too cheap to become a paying member, I’ve placed my contact details in the contact information.
Now if this doesn’t work, I’m going to date men …