Sepreh al-Knarf
Hell, that actually sounds halfway plausible!
I bet it means something like “Mongoose, the Rockfuck” in Arabic. 
Ec Ragsiti-Tapeh
Donny-bin-Osmond
A’idi Malh’c al-Siuol
I’ve suddenly got the strong urge to start playing mind-games with Batman…
“Drallim Sititsyc”
Ack! Sounds more Transylvanian than anything!
Straw Latineg Hplar
Hmm…
Aidymalhc al-Lezah
Anyway I was standing in the radio shack today, (Can i say that here?) looking for a Body Cavity Compatible tape recorder for my fall semster…And I think I caught wind of a genuine terrorist name, as this 40-ish Turban Clad Pakistanian man with a 2 ft long beard yelled quite abrasively at the sales girl…
“May I know your name, because I do not find it enjoyable to be buying something if i can not be bringing it back, and I must be knowing who I will speak to if I have to return back to here”
WTF. Im sure my fits of laughter “did not be pleasing him”
but he only made things worse when he told her his name, and I was kindly yet firmly asked to leave the store.
“I am (forgive me if i anally fuck the spelling) Abdulla (something)
Il Jiznahb, and may i be knowing your name please!?”
So, i guess, this guy got his Terrorist Name & Porno Name all
in the same fucking day. Now Im gonna have to try my hand at coming up with one of those.
Likka Zah Culitta?
Oi Vay.
Reminds me of in True Lies when they say the bad guy is nicknamed “The Sand Spider”. The director of the CIA or whatever asks how come and the agent says “Probably because it sounds scary.”