I’d forgotten about this, until i saw the “Get your Tribal Name” thread… but it was quite amusing to me so I’m sharing. (Im also 49 hours delirious) Hey, it’s cheap entertainment
People have come up with ways to get their porn name,
Like: Your pets name added to your street name (i.e. Gypsy Madison)
So last year i thought, well how would you create your terrorist name if you wanted to, say, invade Afghanistan with soap bombs & haircutting tools, and leave a distinguished name for them to splatter the newspapers with.
So here’s my retarded formula:
Gramma or Grandpas First Name, And An STD.
Then Spell it all backward.
A few of mine:
Ok christ, i can’t spell. “Terrorist” not terrorsit. or terrors*it, whichever i managed to type. I’ll thank that delicious delirium shake I just had, and apologize for the feckup.
My terrorist name would be Sbarc Llib. I can just hear the large burly men terrorizing the locals of the Rhondda valley with their close order singing.
Howz about: The Divine and Tempestuous ZamFim of the Third Thursday in August Independence Zealots and Benevolent Shah of Overly Confident Freedom Fighters of the F’tang-F’tang My Sharona People’s Popular Prepubescent Republic.
