What Year Were You Born In

Water Ox, here. The profile is surprisingly on-target, actually. Nonsense, but nonsense that happens to fit.

I’m an Earth Cock! Hurray!

Might I add that I read about the rooster and earth on that link and it is so not like me it’s funny. I am exactly the opposite, actually. In every way.

Who cares? That’s all B.S. anyway.

Are you a Threadshit Monkey?

I’m a Metal Horse!

I’m an Earth Goat. How boring is that?

I looked up my friend’s bday and his is the very last day for Fire Snake. I read the description for what he would be had he been a day later, and it is very much not him. But Fire Snake fits well enough. Weird!

Water dog. Best smell ever.

I am a Water Rabbit. Yeah, I know.

Me too. I have no idea of the meaning behind it. Sounds like the boiled bunny from Fatal Attraction.

I’m a metallic ox. Mooooooo…

How the fuck should I know?

I’d gladly vote, but I can’t be arsed to check.

Joe

I am another Earth Horse.

Post #18 links to a very easy to use chart.

Rat here.

But you can post to let us know how cool and indifferent you are. That’s awesome.

Fire rabbit. I was born in early February 1987, so I thought I might be a tiger, but the table that Hokkaido Brit linked says otherwise. Which is good, because that’s what I’ve always been told (I used to look at the place mats at Chinese restaurants, which often had a Chinese zodiac key on it).

Oh my god! You’re right!! I’m not a monkey! I have never been a monkey! Holy shit! I have spent my whole life thinking I was a monkey.

Ok, I just did some research. I am an Earth goat (heh - I’m also a Capricorn). As with everything else, some attributes are scarily accurate and some are not me in the slightest.

I’m an Earth Pig, which means I’d be an aardvark had the ancient Chinese known of that animal.

My ideal mate is apparently the goat. My actual mate is a Fire Chicken (since she’s female, “Rooster” and “Cock” both seem inappropriate). However, she used to raise goats, and my last name means “herder of goats”. Hmmm…

Some years the moon was early enough to have New Year’s come before the end of January.