A hula girl motion lamp
One of those foot bath/massager thingys they use when I get a pedicure
That cool fridge with built in Internet access
A working Mork from Ork egg radio–mine is broken
I want a hot tub. I really, really want one. I’ve got a place for one in the design of the new house we’ll be building in Maryland. But I want one now. Here. Tonight.
Fortunately for my sanity, a bunch of my friends got together and ordered me one of these for my birthday, so I don’t have to nag someone to get me one for xmas…
You’ll get your Orphan Annie decoder ring and shaddyup!
I want a year’s worth of massages.
More tattoos.
One of those bath mats that make your bathtub like a whirlpool.
Someone who doesn’t snore to lay alongside of me at night.