Well?
Oh, nothing. Well, now that you’re here…
No, I would feel strange bringing it up.
Who?
You first. I’ll chime in later.
Sorry. I’ve taken care of it.
Well, if you don’t know, I can’t tell you.
But how will I know unless you tell me, because if you know and I don’t know then it’s your fault that I don’t know.
[When?
It’s posted in a usenet forum.
Huh?
Or, as all cellphone users say in their conversations, “Uh?”
He’s on second.
Who’s on first?
This.
It wasn’t me, I swear!
I said the cat just barfed in your sock drawer and from the look of things it had been eating eggs and, I dunno, maybe chimmichurri.
No, seriously, what?
And mods, I know you’re locking and loading right now, but give it a chance. This IS a serious thread–I have a nefarious AND surreptitious point to be made and knowledge to be uncovered. Let it live! Oh for the love of the carpenter who hung from carpentry, let it live!
Insanity, that’s what! Or greed.
One of those.
Well?
That’s a deep subject.
But you should know from all the hints I’ve been giving you and all of our history together!
Okay, I’ll stop now. 
Nefarious AND surreptitious? I second the plea to let this thread die a natural death, rather than taking it out back and shooting it.