What's a Donzerly Lite?

I was watching a sporting event and before the start of the game some pretty young woman was doing a promo for Donzerly Lite? Is that a regional beer?

I’ve had Miller Lite, Bud Light, Corona Light, etc., but no matter how hard I’ve looked I’ve never been able to find a Donzerly Lite.

What gives? BTW, they must spend a lot on marketing because I keep hearing about it at sporting events.

No, it’s a kind of lamp made by the Dawnzer Corporation. It gives a lee light.

Not sure what a lee light is, though.

Ha. And what about that mascot Gladly – you know, the cross-eyed bear?

Hello, Ramona Quimby.

Stranger

Maybe I’m beginning to understand, just a little. I did finally find out about “Jose can you see?” (The poor illegal immigrant who loved baseball who had the seat at the top of the flag pole.) And what did the Houston Rockets ever do to get a mention? Yea, Westbrook is good but does he have to be honored at the start of every sporting event?

I’m still trying to work my way through the rest of the promo.