does the B stand for Bear and T for Twinkie?
Mmm gay bear, lettuce, and twinkie sandwich…
Is the place owned by the same person that made those Drunken Negro Head cookies?
My guess would be a gay BLT is some reject from Kitchen Nightmares. Ketchup is tomatoes right. Leave off the ketchup. This is why you have no customers.
It’s twink.
Hey, she’s only a few years older than I am. She can take it.
Perhaps I should say, “My 68 year old conservative mom.” 
We like to have LGBT Lettuce Gouda, Bacon and Tomato and even better is GBLTAs with Avocados too!