What's a good name for me? I'm tired of bongel already.

[Lemur866]

bongel, if you change your name to Foucault, be prepared for those of us who believe the real world actually exists to barbecue your ass. Do some research and you will probably agree that the guy was a total idiot. Or not.

[MysterEcks]

Hastur said:

Capt_Felch

Excellent suggestion, though you should probably use CaptainFelch. You’d be amazed at how much automatic credibility that name would give you, especially in Great Debates.

[Zenster]

Or you could just keep washing your hair and never get invited to my party thread. Go with Captain_Felch, it’s so appropriate. Keep padding your replies on this thread to really cement your reputation.

[Satan]

I’m tired of bongel already.

Aren’t we all?

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[Una_Persson]

Well, if you want a name that will stand out like the proverbial sore thumb, and is funny, AND is known to the board (at least those who have been in chat the last 3 days or so), you really can’t beat the simplicity and elegance of:

Ass Clown

[Quin_City]

The names I like here all have 3 or more words. You might find the limit. Maybe your name could be:
Out_Of_Michel_Focault-French_philosopher

[Homer]

Call yourself “Big Fat Penis”

That would be so cool.

–Tim

[Primaflora]

Foucault. Foucault. Foucault.

and he would need to develop familiarity with the philosophy of said Foucault

[vincenz]

If it’s a philosopher, then who’s the guy with the pendulum?

[Lazarus7]

Leprositic Monkey

[Broken_Doll]

Bunghole.

[Primaflora]

*Originally posted by vincenz *
**If it’s a philosopher, then who’s the guy with the pendulum? **

the philosopher.

[MysteryFellow63427]

*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni *
**
If you want to change your name, email me or TubaDiva and tell us what you want your name changed to. We can go into the database and change it. It won’t affect your post count.
**

Wish I’d known that before I abandoned my last username…

[The_Pit_and_The_Pendulum]

*Originally posted by Derleth *
**UncleBeer:
I guess UncleBier is right out then. Dang, and a mortuary owner would have loved it!
**

*Originally posted by bongel *
You convinced me. I want UncleBier as my new name.

I asked in the pit for something ominous, and the best they gave me was
Foucault’s Pendulum.
What’s a good name for me? I’m tired of bongel already.

Saay! Hold the red pencil. I think we have a new winner.

What about The Pit and the Pendulum? **

[UncleBeer]

I don’t think that’s a very good idea bongel. In fact, I can guarantee that you’ll never get your screen name changed to UncleBier.

[TwistofFate]

Hwo is the guy with the pendulum?
Grandfather Clock, I think

[thinksnow]

bongel - bunghole

or fliché
or skeeters priapism (personal favorite, think about it)

Ass clown…that’s funny.

Hey, if you want a controversial name, go with Lyndon LaRouche!

[RM_Mentock]

*Originally posted by Primaflora *
**

*Originally posted by vincenz *
**If it’s a philosopher, then who’s the guy with the pendulum? **

the philosopher. **

There’s philosopher Michel Foucault (1926-1984), and then there’s physicist Jean Foucault (1819-1868).

[neutron_star]

Hell, you should just keep your old name. Anybody who’s got a bong in their handle is alright with me.

[tshirts]

*Originally posted by bongel *
Saay! Hold the red pencil. I think we have a new winner.

What about The Pit and the Pendulum?

You should have no trouble getting that approved, but does it fit your OP of
“I want something I can use in the pit, but would be too suggestive or wild or shocking for the other forums.”