What's a good name for me? I'm tired of bongel already.

A few more suggestions for ya, bongel:

**Lumpy_Undies

PotatoBrain

The Crazed Kumquat

LobotomyBoy

TheMalteseBippy

JJJingleheimerSchmittJr

Rectum_Head

Wombat From Hell

EnisThePenis

Dangling_Boogers

Uglier_N_Shit**

Don’t thank me–I’m happy to help.

That’s quite a list. How long you working on it?
Don’t waste them all on Bongle. Save some for yourself.
If you pick EnisThePenis, though, don’t be surprised if people want to see “references”.

It took a couple of twists, but
Out_Of_Focault turned into
Foucault turned into
Out_Of_Michel_Focault-French_philosopher turned into
physicist Jean Foucault (1819-1868) inventer of the pendulum that bears his name turned into

The Pit and The Pendulum

And thank to all who wrote (except the one with
Lumpy_Undies. Yuk!)

Mu Mu said:

Not very. You don’t really believe I put any significant effort into this shit, do you?

TPATP (you don’t honestly expect me to refer to you by more letters than some entire posts contain, do you?) said:

Ingrate.