Ah, I see – makes my cock ring swap idea harder, though. You not only need 2 friends with 3-packs of cock rings, you need one small friend with a three pack of cock rings in graduated sizes and one medium friend with a three pack of cock rings in graduated sizes. Not to mention the different colors and patterns – it wouldn’t do you any good if your small cock-ring-owning friend and your medium cock-ring-owning friend both also favored glow-in-the-dark.
No good – I’m sure all Doper cock ring users would need the large size. You’ll have to go to some other board in seach of small- and medium- cock ring users.
Well, with me, I’d need one medium friend and one large friend.
I have panties, bras, a couple camisoles and teddies and like Anastasaeon, I also have a leather whip.
Panties, three different sizes of MagLite, and an enormous box of Eclipse gum packs. All the fun stuff is located elsewhere.
Assorted panties, socks, and random stockings. That be it.
3 pair of underpants (hey, my laundry is in the dryer as I type)
1 tank top, orange
1 grey sports bra
multiple pairs of socks
a purple head scarf
some gold netting
a pink nightie
a long black nightie
1 tie-dyed toe sock
Hey, it’s laundry day. What more do you want from me?
it’s the most unused drawer in the house…
-a bunch of underwear I never use
-a box of unopened condoms (one day…)
-a whole whack of unused film (My film camera was stolen so I bought a digital SLR)
I have an underwear box, which stays under my bed beside my pajama box and holds underpants, bras, nylons, socks, a nightlight with a leopard-print shade, slippers and washcloths. I used to keep condoms in there too, until the night a frantic search ensued and I almost couldn’t find them. Now the condoms live somewhere more accessible, not that they’re all that necessary, sigh.
Hm…<rummage>
Riding crop, staghorn handle. Waiting to get the leather tab on the end replaced.
Matching dog collar and wrist/ankle restraints, plush lined
baggie of catnip for the stupid cat
ivers-johnson ladies .22 popgun, minibrick of ammo, and my service 6, ammo for same
passport. Wondered where I stuck it, thought it was in my computer case.
Spare copy Rammstein Live aus Berlin DVD. Got it for christmas.
elizabethan type corset, white canvas. Needs laces replaced.
elizabethan chemise and pantelettes, blackwork cuffs on the chemise.
Casque, black with red lace, half cups, matching buttflo\ hong
7 sets [bra and panties] ecru microfiber lingerie
9 sets white ankle type athletic socks.
dental floss?!!
backstage pass collection, assorted bands and years involved.
map of Vienna, map of Montreal, map of Paris, map of Frankfurt, map of Stuttgard. Train schedule S1, Stuttgart to Herrenburg
assorted packages of developed pictures
8 pairs of briefs (6 black, 1 red, 1 blue).
1 pair of boxer briefs.
1 pair of white sports socks.
2 pairs of black hiking socks.
1 copy of “Get Well Chicken’s Amazing Things To Do In Bed”*.
1 map of Buenos Aires from the Etoile Hotel, Pte. Roberto M. Oritz 1835, Recoleta, BA, Argentina.**
*This has nothing to do with cock rings, despite the implication and the chicken.
'twas a long time ago and I was deathly ill (well, not entirely deathly, but I felt like it was deathly, I didn’t die though, so it obviously wasn’t deathly), my fiance bought me a card.
The card is essentially a little book with a number of fun things you can do while you’re in bed (no, silly, not that!).
Games, a write your own soap opera, puzzles and other things.
I won’t tell what she wrote on the inside of the front cover 
** About 10 years ago I went to Argentina for work. They’d bought some software that our organisation had developed and we were there to help them through some of the teething problems. We stayed at the Etoile Hotel in the Recoleta. Just across the road from the Cemeterio de la Recoleta where Eva Peron has her family mausoleum. Very cool place. Thanks for making me look in there. It was nice memory to recall.
Socks, undies, hankies
An inlaid wooden box full of jewellery and old coins
A rubber-banded wad of filthy foreign banknotes, mostly worthless
A laser pointer
A bottle of laxatives
Assorted presciption medications, mostly tranquilisers, sleepers and anti-depressants
A half-empty box of condoms
An empty hipflask
A Japanese fan
Awwww…he’s adorable.
Underwear
An unopened pacakage of underwear
White socks (my dress socks are in another box with my undershirts)
Probably some change that’s slipped down there from the shelf above
–Cliffy
Cock rings come in colors? Mine’s black leather and that’s enough color for me.
Now, back to my underwear drawer…
6 pair of 2xist white briefs
3 pair of silk boxers (1 maroon and 2 black)
6 handkerchiefs
6 silk pocket squares (various colors)
3 watches
1 pair of sunglasses
3 speedo bathing suits
5 pairs of lace boy shorts
3 pair of bikini panties
4 pair granny panties (for that time of the month)
1 blue tank top
1 cover for a small round pillow (that I no longer have)
1 pair of silver earrings (I thought I had lost those)
small “blank” address book
a silk scarf (why I have this I have no clue as I never wear scarves)
blue bra (that no longer fits)
3 bandanas
Mostly underwear, divided into plastic shoeboxes that fit in the drawer. Skitters in one, bras in one, socks in two (divvied up neatly - black & white socks in one, other colors in the other.) Tights and hose are unboxed but mostly together, and there’s a half-slip and a corset in there, too.
In the non-underwear category, there is an envelope that contains a letter my husband wrote to his parents on their anniversary, announcing to them that their anniversary gift was a new daughter-in-law (me); a little satin jewelry pouch that holds an antique cameo and a note from my mother-in-law, given to me on our wedding day; an empty keyring that says “bitch bitch bitch” on it; and finally, a broken picture frame (with broken glass) that contains a baby photo of my daughter. It fell off the dresser and I keep meaning to get it fixed, but in the meantime (three years now) I keep it in there in a ziploc bag so I don’t lose it.
Roughly 35 pair of underwear, 75% boxers, 25% long briefs.
Dozen pair of white athletic socks, mostly ankle high.
A shoehorn.
An antique pocketwatch.
About 45 pair of dress socks in assorted colors and patterns.
.40 cal Baretta w/ spare clip of hollow points.
Hmm… well, this is guessing 'cause I’m at work but here goes.
- Assorted underwear: something like 5 thongs, 5 pairs of Body by Victoria panites (love the fabric), and then the riffraff that I can’t bring myself to throw out but I don’t like to wear either, plus a variety of bras, some of which attempt to match the panties.
- 1 black corset (wore it yesterday under my interview suit to boost my confidence… it gets worn in those situations as much as in fun situations)
- 1 white merrywidow. Same deal as the corset - more for confidence than sexiness. The BF prefers shorts and a t-shirt to sexy stuff.
- PJs. Mostly boxers (two pairs stolen from BF) and cute little baby t-shirts
- a couple slips/camisoles
That’s mostly the “front row” of the drawer. Stuff that’s easy to reach. Now I’m wondering what’s in the back of the drawer. I can’t think of what it might be. Hmm… maybe I need to clean.
The memorabilia-type stuff that other people have mentioned is in my sock drawer (the one above the underwear drawer) and the “fun” stuff is in the nightstand drawer next to the bed. Much easier access than having to walk all the way across the room!
hmm, lets see…
an aquarium air pump
an empty holster for my Ruger MK II .22 semiauto pistol
various computer components;
power supply from a PowerMac 6100
a couple of old video cards
some heatsinks from G4 Mirror Door minitowers
a spare AirPort base station with a fried internal modem (note to self, gut out the modem and use the base as a range extender)
a logic board from a G3 beige tower
my G4 Sawtooth’s old DVD-RAM drive
some old PC-66 DIMMS
some aquarium airline tubing
and one sock, how’d that get in there…
(tosses the sock on the floor and puts in a few bottles of aquarium plant fertilizer)
there, much better…
underwear, in an underwear drawer, what, are you crazy? that’s the first place the Underpants Gnomes check…