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Damn. How often do you do laundry? 
About once a month from the count
Knowing lieu, he probably turns them inside-out and wears them again. He’s good for 2 months!
I really meant to hit preview… anyway I don’t have an underwear drawer, mine are in a laundry basket with my socks. I’m down to about 4 briefs and 2 boxer briefs, assorted colors. I need to do some shopping.
From memory:
Underwear
Dozens of US state quarters (I just drop them in, and plan to sort out the duplicates some day to spend them).
My passport and my expired passport (which I keep for the visas in it, including my permanent residence for the US)
My plane tickets for my trip to Australia next December (acquired using frequent-flier points, which is why I got it so early).
Three plastic bags containing Australian, British and Canadian notes and coins (put aside after my last trips to those countries, and ready for my next trips)
My social security card
Okay, let’s see.
underwear (boxer briefs and a couple pairs of boxers)
socks (white and dress)
couple of knives
sharpening stone
lighter
matchbook collection
keys
flashlight
LEGO pieces
hankerchiefs
bandanas
And we have kids, so keeping ‘toys’ in the drawers doesn’t work. We have one coffee table in the living room, however, that’s one of those large wooden ‘cube’ chests that is kept locked at all times. We keep all perversions in there. It makes for some very meaningful looks during social gatherings at our house.
Uh, underwear and socks.
And I found a cat sitting in it once when I left it open. That was rather odd.
There’s actually no underwear besides one dress sock and one pair of socks - I live out of my suitcase because I travel every weekend. There’s also a queeny rainbow shirt I bought for 1,90 EUR when I was in Germany.
And I’ll have you know that there are no cock rings of any color in my drawers.
Why would I do the laundry? I have a wife. Ouch
After being a college student for years with about three pairs of drawers, socks and a belt, accessories are one of the little luxuries I afford myself now. Ain’t nuthin’ like a chest running over with a buttload of new skivvies.
Especially if you didn’t own a cat…
Eli
In my armoire drawer (because I’m all hi-falutin’, and have an army-oire), I’ve got about 15 pair of white socks, 15 pair of colored socks, 10 pair of briefs, 5 pair of boxers, 3 pair of boxer-briefs. I also have a pair of bike pants, and 10 or so handkerchiefs.
I’m a little concerned about all these people with these so-called ‘marital aids’ in their drawers. Don’t they know that the marital aids are supposed to have their own drawers? That way they can be gotten to in a marital emergency?
Eli
Underwear.
Socks.
Sports Bras/tanks
Some loose jewelry
An empty penguin mints tin
For some inexplicable reason, a 128mb memory stick
My passport, some cash, and other assorted “Important things I can’t lose”.
Various underwear that takes up the whole drawer: Victoria’s Secret bikini, low-rise bikini, Frederick’s of Hollywood thongs, panties from Thailand, couple of g-strings from my random high school shopping days.
A couple of boxes of variety pack condoms. If I weren’t so cheap I’d get the Durex and give up on the Trojans, but the Trojans are just $19.99 for a box of 44 at Costco! Someday when I get a job every condom will be Durex…or maybe Kimono…Oh and I also have a lot of flavored condoms from Lifestyle. They’re ok I guess. That reminds me, I should check their expiration dates. -just did, they’re all ok, except I need to use up a few of the Trojans since they expire in Dec (SO decided to remark with “well we better get cracking!” :rolleyes: -
A pair of elbow-length satin gloves.
3 Pearl tampons from my housemate when she was trying to get me to try them.
Why is it that most people don’t manage their inventory? like me-I wind up wearing the same socks and underwear-it gets washed and put on top, so i wear it again. While the stuff further down never gets used.
I need a system!
The systems possible are:
(1) Regularly scoop the contents out of the drawer, and return them to the drawer upside down, or randomly rearranged.
(2) Regularly use up all the contents of your drawer before washing, so that they return from being washed in a new random order.
(3) Regularly throw out those items so holey or frayed that no decent person would wear them.*
- Cautionary tale: on my last plane flight, I wore socks with holes in the toes. I’m not sure how many noticed this disgusting fact as I walked through the metal detector with my shoes being x-rayed, but clearly no decent person would have doine such a thing
When did you take the transformers and GI Joes out? I swear there used to be some in there.
Roughly 35 pair of glow-in-the-dark cock rings, 75% large, 25% medium.
You do math like me. 
You guys could at least say 36 cock rings or something so that I don’t go loony thinking of .25 of a cock ring.
Maybe a broken one? Dunno.
Impressive. Most Impressive.