Whats in your underwear drawer?

Wow. How the hell do you break one?

Under-estimation?

A friend of mine once broke one by trying to wear it as a bracelet. It was almost big enough, he said. But not quite.

:eek: My wrist measures 6" around. And mine is very skinny and bony.

Underwear on one side and socks on the other - damned if I’m going to count them!

Under all that - a large package of assorted letters from my late husband - some of them over 30 years old.
Also his watch and the little gold star trek communicator pin that he always wore in his lapel.

Um…just to be clear, it’s my wrist I’m talking about in both sentences. I’m a girl.

After a quick look I discovered the following gems,

  1. Two tests from my music appreciation class from last year
  2. Random mismatched socks
  3. A dish towel
  4. An empty pill bottle that used to contain anti-biotics, A memento from last spring’s battle with tonsilitis
  5. Part of a broken plate.

Thats all.

Yeah, :eek: is about the size of it, no pun intended. They sell cock rings that are 2" in diameter, which wouldn’t fit my whopper of a wrist (6.75", as I am all kinds of Amazon).

What?? NO underwear???

underwear

Well, I’ve only got one that fits and my fiancé is using it as a pinkie ring. :frowning:

:D:D

Milk hurts when it comes out your nose.

I’ve got a BIG drawer.

It contains:
Socks
Stockings
Hold-ups
Tights (pantyhose)
Suspender belt (for the stockings)
Swimsuit
2 Bikinis
Sexy underwear
Not so sexy underwear
Damn ugly underwear
The Uncomfortable Sports Bra From Hell
Sexy nightwear
A cream and gold corset
A metal belt which doesn’t get worn
The only extra thing in there is a bunnygirl outfit (tail, ears, bowtie) from Hallowe’en a few years ago which seems to have decided to live there.

Everything is just kind of thrown in though, not folded or organised, so it takes me a while to find what I want.