I like Katie Holmes - mostly off Pieces of April, Dawson’s Creek and Wonder Boys. I don’t care who an actress sleeps with or what non-criminal stuff they do outside of their acting.
But then I have no problem with Tom Cruise, as an actor*, either, so I guess y’all can ignore me now.
*I mean, he’s no Keanu Reeves, but he’s alright.
In the Gift she was smoking hot, but since the whole Tom Cruise thing and the new emaciated look… no, sorry.
Why do these beautiful girls loose all that weight to end up like stick figures?
It’s such a shame.
Yeah, and Keanu’s no Ashton Kutcher, but come on, how many times a century can we expect such a collection of talent in one generation?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I thought Holmes was also good in The Ice Storm, as well as the movies you cited.
Then why did she agree to marry him? I just can’t see it as a career move. Hooking up with Tom has made her a laughinstock.
Neither can I. It’s bothered me ever since Dawson’s Creek. It’s as if she has to slant her entire facial expression whenever she says something. Is she quirking or isn’t she? With this piece of human enigma, you will never know.
$20+ million / movie plus a piece of the back end, versus $2-$5 million / movie.
In other news, Cruise & Holmes got married today.
And Four Horsemen were spotted on the horizon at sunrise.
Well, they had a wedding, but they’re not legally married. Italy, where the ceremony took place, does not recognize $cientology marriages. They’re allegedly planning to have a civil ceremony when they return to the US, but who knows.
And I have my doubts that the baby is his. It may not even be hers. She’s cute as a bag full of buttons, the baby I mean, but she looks about a year old, while they claim she was born just a few months ago.
Also, I heard this factoid about the ceremony. 1000 scented candles and $100K worth of flowers. I get dizzy just thinking about it. That, combined with Cruise’s massive ego, must have sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
Gary, I can’t believe you’ve gotten away with this typo for so long.
Sarah Polley is an unforgettable Ramona Quimby.
Would I get ‘disappeared’ for suggesting that her new church may have brainwashed her into a relationship/marriage with Tom? That Suri may have been born 2 months prior to when they said she was because her biological father was the star who dumped Katie last year?
Oh wait, there’s a knock at the door…
It’s her eyes, man, it’s her eyes. She has the most hauntingly beautiful eyes. Cruise must love looking into those eyes.
I can’t get onto tomcruiseisnuts.com. I wonder if his Scientology goons sued them off their server.
Anyway, a while ago there was a story about another gorgeous-eyed actress half his age, Scarlett Johansson. According to a blurb on that site, before there was Katie, there was Scarlett, who, after being given the hard sell as part of Tom’s bizarre idea of courtship, was invited into some inner sanctum full of other famous clam people. She got freaked and squicked in a major way, and hightailed it out of there post haste.
I love Scarlett Johansson…mmmm…
CNN has the wedding photo up on their website and my initial impression at first glance was that Tom is now going to make Katie shorter in all their photos from now on. When they were dating, she was always several inches taller than him, but that photo has him slightly taller than her.
I know it’s hard to believe, but she was born in April so that makes her 7 months. Time goes by so quickly! I have no doubt that the baby is actually his. Whether they used a turkey baster or not, I do believe that little Suri is his because she in all the photos I’ve seen, she looks just like him.
Who would that ex/putative father be? And why am I so shallow as to ask such a thing? 
I believe it was Chris Klein. Look at those eyes. Hmm …
Hmmm indeed!