I’d like to have this locked. Do I email or send a private message to a Mod of Cafe Society?
Yes, send an email to the forum mod(s). That will get the fastest action. Note, however, that they may refuse to close it just because it’s not going the way you intended. Clearly, it’s something of some import to you, so perhaps it would be better to clarify what it is you are looking for, rather than simply get frustrated and give up. 
Thanks Q.E.D.. Good advice
I’ll leave it to the discretion of the Cafe Society mods, but just being unhappy with the reaction that you get to something is not usually a reason for us to close a thread. It’s the chance you take when you throw something out there. (Unless, of course, it goes more to abuse than to opinion. Opinion is okay; abuse is not.)
The good part about this is that by and large they won’t bs you, so you’ll get honest feedback. The bad part about this is that by and large they won’t bs you, so if you’re looking for strokes, you’re not going to get much here.
Mostly our folks will tell you exactly what is on their minds, so don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
Of course, it’s just their opinion . . . so take that into consideration as to just how much that means to you.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
OK, I’ve seen your request, dreamer, and I’ve responded: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5380524#post5380524
In future, you’ll get faster response to such requests if you email a moderator (or just hit REPORT THIS POST button – the little exclamation point in the upper right corner – for any post in the thread.
In this case, I agree with TubaDiva, you asked for responses and that’s what you’re getting.