Shtupping works in some quarters.;j
Wrestling.
What were you & dad doing yesterday? “wrestling”
Dunno about anything in sign language that looks gentle. Sex signs in sign language look very funny.
We call it “knitting” … !
Bippy’s post reminded me of the ‘horizontal bop’
Our duty to the Party
conjugal visitation.
And don’t take that too seriously… neither of us are incarcerated… just miles apart.
From “Cheers”
The naked pretzel
I always loved that way to describe “it”.
LL
I’ve used ‘horizontal mambo’, ‘banging’, ‘boinking’, and ‘knockin boots’. My wife and I usually use the term ‘horking’.
A couple from Joe Bob Briggs:
Aardvarking
Making the sign of the double-breasted Nehru jacket (if-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I-think-you-do)
Well, the thread title below this one at the moment says:
“Can anyone recommend a good mattress?”
Bah! All of these suggestions are simply too inaccurate.
Friend: “Whaddya do last night, bienville?”
bienville: “My wife and I were intimate.”
Friend: “Ah.”
Friend has no idea what you’re talking about. Contrast this with some accuracy:
Friend: “Whaddya do last night, bienville?”
bienville: “My wife and I got naked, she gave me a blow job and then I went down on her. We followed this with fucking, in a variety of positions, before finishing with some ass-fucking.”
Friend: “Wow! Sounds great!”
See how much better that sounds?
“Pile up”…
have an “all skate”… that usually refers to more than just a “couple” though…
One term I’ve seen (though the origin wasn’t provided) is “discussing Uganda”. Again, NFC where it came from.
In the early stages of visiting fizzy, we would (most of the time) retire to her bedroom when we wished to engaged in the aforementioned activity. Hence “going upstairs” became synonymous with sex. “Playtime” was also used.
Funny story, actually. She got a chess set for Christmas because she liked to play and we played a bit. The set was in her room, so sometimes she’d ask me or I’d ask her and we’d go upstairs and play. But sometimes she’d be halfway up the stairs and she’d ask me. Eventually I got to figuring out if we were going to be playing chess with the glass pieces or … well, “bedroom chess” doesn’t really make much sense. But I think you get the picture;)
[sub]Her mother must have thought we were practicing for the chess tour…[/sub]
Finally, a Joe Bob Briggs fan! That man is one of my favorite writers. I may just have to start a Cafe Society thread about this particular specimen of journalistic weirdness.
I’ve always been particularly fond of “fighting crime”.
“So, what are you two up to tonight?”
“Gonna stay home, fight some crime.”
(Sadly I didn’t think of this myself, it’s from a Douglas Copeland book, I think Shampoo Planet.)
Porkin’, makin’ bacon, makin’ babies, rutting (I am oddly exhilarated by this one… hmmm), mounting (this too makes my tinglies tingle), slip-n-slide (NFCWIGI=no f’n clue where I got it), rockin-the-van, buckin-the-bronco, double-lap dance*,
(*this came from a newly arrived 18 year old fella who was eager to commence with the love-makin’… NOT with me! Just in general. He walked into my porn store… NOT mine, I worked there… and was just the eager beaver for sex with any female willing, and I suspected, a newly loyal customer of the local strip clubs–hence the lap dance phrasing… I am smart like that)
hiding-the-mountie (don’t ask, lol), squeezin-the-Charmin (DON’T ASK, I said!), and screwing-in-the-lightbulb. There… now you all feel complete!
You had me at hello…
My wife and I just have hall sex. When we pass each other in the hall we say FU!
I really don’t see what’s wrong with “fucking”.
We say “so whatcha dOin?”. It’s sort of a joke from my being too shy to, in my boyfriend’s words, “just SAY it already”.
And over the years HE picked it up too, kind of funny and ironic, since he USED to use it to “tease me into” using more raw language, but now he’s using the “cuter” more aesthetic sounding version
hookin’ up
squeezin’ grapes
rubber neckin’
sharin’ grins
From the Gift of Asher Lev: Together time.