Okay, I didn’t really expect any posts to this thread. I just wanted to see how many people would LOOK at it! 
(But feel free to answer if you have something to share. I’m sure someone out there in the Teeming Millions wants to know.)
Does it count if it was accidental?
and by the way, should you reply to this, congratulations on your 1/4 thousandth post! 
that loud sound you hear is Satan smacking his monitor…
Where the h**l is matt_mcl when you need him.MTS
The Lakers.
Okaaay, moving on…
Thanks, eyor. I hadn’t noticed. Does this mean I’m not a newbie anymore? To answer your question…I think it counts no matter how it got there.
Planning to get a large thing inserted into my anus, if you must know.
…according to my boss: my head, size 7-1/2.
thank you.
I’m such a sucker. No, I’m not sharing.
Are we counting heavily greased items and vegetables?
erm… Just curious.
Well…3/4 of my husband…his feet are still dangling out.
Well, we have this pool table in the rec room of our house. I am also something of an amateur nudist. One night, after a bunch of drinks, I was messing around in there, and I laid my pool cue through the back of an open backed chair. I went into the kitchen to get another screwdriver, then felt tired, so I sat down…
ok
not really
just kidding
about all of it
::crawling back under rock::
I didn’t take the time to measure anything, so I can’t be sure.
Darby: BWAAAAHahahahahaha! You took my answer!
I can assure you that the largest thing that Lizard has ever inserted into his anus has been his HEAD. Unfortunately, it has remained there ever since.
Why Portnoy! I’m blushing at the zealousness, the audacity, the pure rudeness of your totally unprovoked attack. I could go on, but things like this are better left to the Pit.
From which direction?
I managed to stick my head in my ass over in the PIT today. Does that count?
Katie Couric is busy right now so she asked me to answer for her:
A scope, with a light, 26 inches, on national TV, while talking.
(Emphasis added)
AHEM
He said “ANUS!”